Sonic's
Everlasting Confusing
Heritage Adventure
(A Sonic fan-fiction, In case you couldn't tell.)
So, like yeah this is my first story I have ever written, I guess reviews are welcome...
Now, this is a story all about how Sonic's life got flipped-turned upside down and I like to take a minute, just sit right there. I'll tell you how he became the prince of a town called Bel Air.
Okay let's get right down to business then shall we?
One fine day, Sonic was sitting on his lazy ass eating some Doritos until Eggman came bursting through his door. "MUAHAHAHAH, today is the day you die Sonic!" exclaimed Eggman. "Um, show some decency and use the door..." said Sonic to Eggman. "Oh, sorry about that" Eggman said as he got out of his robot (He was in a robot) and went to Sonic's front door and knocked on it. Sonic got up and answered the door and said "What do you want Eggman." Eggman drew his super freeze ray from his belt and said "MUHAHAHAHAH, today is the day you die Sonic!" Eggman then shot his super freeze ray at Sonic, but he dodged it 'cause he's fast. "No way I'm letting you get away with that Eggman!" exclaimed Sonic, so he ran around the house as Eggman shot him with his super freeze ray. "Dammit, stay still you blue rodent!" screamed Eggman.
(AN: OMG I USE DAMMIT AM I EDGY YET GUYS!?)
"I'm not gonna let you get away with this one, doc!" said Sonic as he ran towards Eggman and kicked the super freeze ray out of his hands. "No! My super freeze ray I bought off E-Bay for 10 bucks!" screamed Eggman. "I'll be back a later day, don't you forget that!" said Eggman as he ran away as fast as he could. "The good guy always wins in the end" said Sonic as he took a bite of his Doritos. As Sonic turned around he said, "Now, who am I going to find to fix my wall..."
WILL EGGMAN BE BACK A LATER DAY?, WHO WILL FIX SONIC'S WALL?, WHO BUYS SUPER FREEZE RAYS OFF E-BAY?, FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF SONIC'S EVERLASTING CONFUSING HERITAGE ADVENTURE!