Author's Notes: This is after Duo discovers sugar, and I'm still stuck with the Gundam boys… *eyes them all* Not like that's a problem….

The Utensil Disaster

It was dinnertime at the Gundam boy's house.

"You will prepare dinner onna!" Wufei yelled.

"Think about it as payback for wrecking our rooms and the house." said Quatre gently.

The authoress growled, and then slammed the door to the kitchen in all the boys' faces.

"Dinner will be ready in a minute!" she yelled angrily.

Meg took out six packs of Ramen Instant Cup of Noodles®. She quickly prepared them and put a fork in each bowl. She took out some chocolate Pocky® and grinned triumphantly.

"Dinner and dessert. I did it." she said, and putting it all on a serving platter. She then carted it out to the dinner table and passed everyone their bowl.

"Injustice!!!! This dinner… its unjustified!"

Everybody sweatbeads to this statement.

"Shaddup and eat it or I'll be happy to slice your Gundam in half with my Gundam." muttered Meg.

(A/N: Yes I have my own Gundam. It's called CatClaw and has a cool thermal weapon like Duo's, only they are red claws on each hand instead of one scythe. END A/N)

"Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" cried Wufei, and he began to eat his dinner when…

"How am I supposed to eat this?" complained Heero from the other side of the table.

"Hn?" said Meg, raising an eyebrow.

"I eat with CHOPSTICKS." said Heero, playing with the fork.

"Hn." said Meg, taking everyone's forks away and giving them all chopsticks.

Dinner started peacefully again until…

"How the hell do these things work?" asked Duo, trying to spear his food with the chopsticks.

"Damn I'm hungry…" muttered Trowa. Every time the food was near his mouth, it dropped into his lap.

Meg sweatbeads.

'Wufei and Heero were eating contentedly, the two idiots are trying to work their chopsticks… hey what about Quatre????' she thought, looking around.

She saw Quatre on the other end of the table. A Maganac was feeding him with a spoon.

Meg facefaults.

"Remind me never to cook again…" the authoress mumbles from the floor.

The End.