Hi everyone!

I'm currently working on a longer story and I've decided to post in the meantime a few drabbles I wrote for a challenge on tumblr. I hope you will enjoy them!

The prompt line for this one is "You're a nerd". This drabble is set in early season 5.

Special thanks to my amazing Beta, eelise187, who proofread those short stories!

Sadly, I don't own the show or its characters.

CHAPTER ONE: NERD

"It feels so good to be home!" Andy exclaimed letting himself fall on the couch with a tired but satisfied sigh, "I swear, if that dirtbag was going to keep me from a relaxing night on the couch with you I don't know what I would have done…"

Sharon rolled her eyes at him and couldn't hold back a smirk as she walked to the couch, "Thousands and thousands of words in the English language and yet, dirtbag is the most common word you use for criminals."

"Not true, I use asshole too." Andy defended himself as he frowned, wondering why Sharon was suddenly questioning his choice of words.

Sharon laughed as she sat next to him on the couch, "Oh pardon me, we definitely made a qualitative leap here." She teased him with a mocking tone.

Andy rolled his eyes at her and slid an arm around Sharon's waist, drawing her closer to him. He nuzzled in her hair, breathing in her scent as he closed his eyes, mumbling, "What's up tonight? You want to torture this poor guy?"

"No, just wanted to suggest some new words for you." Sharon whispered against his chest, a grin crossing her features.

"What's wrong with my current ones?" Andy wondered, moving slightly to look at Sharon.

Sharon lifted her head to meet his questioning gaze. She did her best to hold back a laugh when she noticed his puzzled expression.

"Well, maybe we can find some more refined words for you to use. Especially, when we are in a meeting with Chief or the Mayor." She explained to him, curling up again into his side. She wrapped an arm around him while her hand started playing with the hem of his shirt, lost deep in her thoughts, "What about lawbreaker? Delinquent? Malefactor?"

"Well, none of those words imply how moronic those dirtbags are." He reasoned, trying to make a point.

"As a matter of fact, malefactor does," Sharon corrected him. "It comes from Latin, from the words male – evil, and facere – to do. So it literally means someone who did something evil." She explained in a calm and confident tone, "It is basically a synonym of evil-doer."

"You're a nerd." Andy rolled his eyes at her before adding with a lopsided grin, "A hottie, but still a nerd."

Sharon lifted her head from his chest as she teased him with a smirk, "Is that your way of saying that I'm smarter than you?"

Andy touched the tip of her nose with a finger and reiterated, "No, I'm saying you're a total nerd." He paused, "What's with all this Wikipedia talk tonight?" he asked with a grin, looking down at the woman in his arms.

"Wikipedia is hardly a reliable source, Andy." Sharon admonished him, meeting his gaze.

"Well, Wikipedia or whatever… I mean, come on Sharon, how do you know all of that?" he asked in wonder.

"Well," Sharon shrugged. "Funnily enough, they conceal information like that in these things called books… and these days you can even find those on the Internet. There is a whole world on there, not only Wikipedia, Andy." She whispered to him, teasingly.

Andy shook his head at her before leaning in to whisper to her, nuzzling in her hair, "Uhm, are you trying some new sexy talk?" He stroked her arm up and down as he added, grinning, "Because I'm rather enjoying smarty-pants Sharon."

Sharon straightened to face him. She smacked playfully his shoulder as she started laughing. Andy smiled and tightened his embrace as he leaned in, his face only a few inches away from hers, "So, I was actually wondering since we have the condo to ourselves…" he started, sliding a hand to her leg and stroked it, "We could go to our love nest and be intimate with each other." He whispered to her, as he dropped a kiss to her neck, "Or do you prefer if I say fornicate?"

"Okay, stop now." Sharon ordered him with a soft laugh.

"Or we can have a sexual intercourse which involves my…" he continued ignoring her request as he dropped kisses along her jaw between words.

"Okay, I get the picture, Lieutenant!" she interrupted him, pulling away slightly, "Please, stop talking." She asked as she captured his lips with hers and kissed him hungrily.

"So, dirtbag stays?" Andy mumbled against her lips as they finally broke from their kiss.

"Yes." Sharon sighed, giving in. "Idiot." She added, patting his cheek before getting up from the couch.

"You're not the only one who knows alternative words, smartass." Andy shot back with a cocky smile before taking her hand and leading her to their bedroom.

Thank you for reading it, I hope you enjoyed it!

Stay tuned for more! ;)