A/N: First REAL story first not so good hope you enjoy and review if you can.
Santana's standing in front of the mirror putting her gloss on and waiting for her girlfriend so they can head to another one of Rachel's 'House Party Train Wreck Extravaganza'. This time at Puck's cause' Rachel said she had gotten in trouble last time when her dad's had gotten back early.
As she was smirking at herself in the mirror believing she was the hottest piece of ass she had ever seen, Brittany came out the bathroom in a simple black dress that hugged all her curves in all the right places with custom made hoop earrings with the name 'Britt' in each hoop in cursive.
Santana stood there eyes wide with a little drool in the corner of her mouth. Brittany stood there looking at Santana worried that the Latina hasn't said a word since she came out the bathroom. She stepped closer to her, waving her hand in front of her girlfriends face trying to get a signal outta her.
"San? Are you okay? Did the pixies go into your ear and mess with the control box in your head? Cause that's what happened to me when I stuck my head under my bed trying to looks for Lord Tubbington".
Snapping outta her trance after she saw Brittany talking, she only heard half of what she said.
"Uuuh what?" Shaking her head she let her eyes fall wide again. "Britt, you look hot. Fuck when I thought I was the hottest piece of ass around you, beat me any day. Damn!".
Brittany beamed at the compliment. "Aww thanks San, you look hot too!."
Santana was wearing a tied up denim shirt a black skirt that went up to her mid-thigh and knee high, high heeled boots with an little hat that just fits her head. "Aww thanks boo, so we agree we both look smokin' I'd totally do us."
"I already do one of us" Brittany said with lust filled eyes inching closer to Santana. Santana was watching Brittany stalk up to her with predatory eyes.
Brittany just reached Santana when the Latina's phone rang playing 'Marvin Gaye and Chardonnay by Big Sean and Kanye West' indicating Puck was calling. With a big huff she walked over to the phone and pressed the button.
"What!" she snapped. "Woah why so angry, didn't get none?" Puck said with a smug grin on his face although she couldn't see it.
"Nope because being the dick you are you had to call at this moment" she said with a pissed edge to her voice.
"Ok, ok I get it I interrupted you and Brittany's sweet lady sexin' time sooory, was just wondering when you gonna get your asses over here cause' everyone else is here wondering where you two were Quinn just knew what you two were doing and Rachel being her over exaggerating self, thought you two were kidnapped, she was about to call the cops but Mercedes snatched the phone from her before she could even dial.
Santana checked the time. "Oh shit, Britt we lost track of time". She said while running to her purse and looking for her keys.
"Um I think that's because you were staring at me for about ten minutes, san" shaking her head as if it were obvious why they were late.
"Hello, Hello, Hellooooo." Brittany walked over to the phone where the Latina had discarded it on the bed.
"Hello, Puck,….San's looking for keys then we'll be gone." "Okay Britt tell san she's and asshole.
"Okay bye puck, San puck said you're a butthole."
Santana scoffed then found her keys. "Yay! I found them Britt! C'mon babe we's be out, Doing her fake Ghetto voice. And with that they were out the door.