Disclaimer: Harry Potter is not mine!
Ten of Draco's Secrets
When he was little he accidentally called Lucius "Mummy" because his hair was so long and the robes he wore made him look like a woman.
Lucius gave him his first muggle spanking that day.
He still recalls his father's face when he needs a good laugh.
His Aunt Bellatrix has a HUGE mole on her ear.
He used to put a piece of meatball on his ear and pretend to be drunk as his imitation of her for the other kids.
When he heard his uncle saying that if a boy is thirteen and without kids he must be gay, Draco kissed Pansy…just to make sure he wasn't queer. When he wanted to hurl afterwards he believed he was…like that.
He will NEVER admit to it.
When Draco and Blaise were left alone in Malfoy Manor one day, they ate thier wieght in chocolate and dressed up as girls.
They crashed wearing Narcissa's lipstick and bras.
Lucius found them like that.
When he rode a broom for the first time, he lost control and ended up spinning in circles so many times that when he finally touched ground again, he blew chunks in his mum's favorite roses.
She never figured out why they smelled awful for weeks.
He thought Granger looked HOT when she punched him.
That was when he decided his dad was wrong about blood purity because nothing that damn sexy could be filthy.
On a trip to Hogsmede with his cronies he got smashed and had dreams about Potter's eyes.
In those dreams Draco thought they were bloody gorgeous.
To this day he does not get drunk.
He had no idea what the term "Shag" meant until fourth year.
Blaise laughed his ass off and began explaining the process of fucking. Draco knew about sex, but he didn't know about half of the things his best mate mentioned. What was a tent in the robes?
He found out when he lost the big V.
When he was bored in charms he would use his wand to write the words "Flitwick can't reach this" at the top of the board when the professor wasn't looking.
He felt proud when he saw the Golden Trio laughing as well, especially Granger.
When he was going down on one knee in front of Hermione, he fell on his ass instead.
It wasn't funny to him, but he liked it when she laughed.
A/N: Hey everyone! I know there are lots of these types of things out but I love them so I decided to do one! Let me know what you think of my version!
Likewise