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Two fics in one day! Whoo! Granted, this is very very short, but I think it's fun. Consider this a gift to everyone who needs more sexy Axel time.

--x Who comes around on a special night? x--

"Axel, we're not letting you burn the clock tower."

Roxas groaned, as he tossed his bare popsicle stick at his redheaded friend. Xion hid a giggle behind her hand, while Axel took his place next to Roxas and started to work his man-pout. Yes, the oh-so-deadly, oh-so-sexy man-pout.

"Come on, Rox! Where's your Christmas spirit?" The pyro whined along with his man-pout. He gestured to the Santa hat on his head, as well as the one on Xion's.

The blonde shuddered, "It died when you learned how to pout. And besides, burning the clock tower is NOT the same thing as lighting up a Christmas tree."

Xion leaned forward to get a better look at Axel, "Why don't we just go to Christmas Town? There's a Christmas tree over there, if Axel wants to see one so badly."

"Funny thing about that," Axel had the grace to look sheepish as he explained, "Roxas and I are sort of... banned from that place. We can still go to Halloween Town to do missions, but no more side trips to Fruity-Light-Snow-Ville."

The girl's eyes went wide, "How did you manage that?!"

"Axel Claus here decided to usurp Santa Claus's position as, well, Santa Claus. He started by burning down the Christmas tree and trapping Santa on that freaky malfunctioning carousel they have out front," Roxas shuddered as if he remembered something especially bad about the situation.

Axel increased the power of his man-pout, "Hey, you wouldn't have gotten hurt if you hadn't tried to jump on the stupid thing and save Santa!"

"No way! If Santa died, then you could've taken over! No one wants Axel Claus to visit them on Christmas!"

"Everyone wants a piece of Axel Claus! Screw the Yuletide times, Axel Claus brings sexy time!!!" he made sure to punctuate this statement with a few dirty moves on the clock tower. At the sight of it, Xion nearly fainted and Roxas nearly lost his lunch.

Pseudo-Santa was sure that they were just overwhelmed by his sexiness.

"Axel," Roxas looked paler than normal, "if you don't shut up and stop raping the clock tower, Xion and I will both use our keyblades to make sure you never see another Christmas."

At this, Axel Claus sat down and resumed his silent man-pouting. While Xion observed her man-pouting friend and her angsty-pouting friend, she offered up a small smile and said, "Merry Christmas?"

Axel remembered Roxas's threat and stayed quiet.

After all, if Axel Claus died, there would be no more sexy time and the world would fall into chaos.

--x Santa comes around on a special night x--

Poor (or lucky?) clock tower. This is the second time I've written Axel doing something dirty to it.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!