Greetings All from Baron land here is a short one for you inspired by the heat wave we have been having here in the good old Mid West.
A/N: I do not own iCarly or any of it's characters. I do own a potato and I know how to use it.
It was another sweltering day in Seattle; the city was in the grip of record setting heat wave. With all the brown outs, and black outs it was hard to stay cool. Thanks to Spencer's talent of burning the unburnable (and not realizing propane was flammable) they no longer had their Norwegian air conditioner to depend on.
Spencer could no longer take the gangs whining or the heat. He packed them up and headed out to Howell beach. He figured it would be a great way to keep cool, and meet some ladies.
Gibby loved to go to Howell beach; he thought it was owned by Thurston Howell the third from Gilligan's Island. His secret hope was that someday he would get to meet Ginger or Mary Ann.
When they got to the beach they all headed their separate ways. Sam brought her fake sharks fin and was having the time of her life scaring swimmers.
Carly was enjoying herself by setting under a big beach umbrella and watching the cute boys go by.
Freddie was enjoying himself by watching Carly in her bikini.
Spencer and Gibby went there way trolling the beach trying to attract babes.
After a couple of hours of trolling for chicks Gibby took a break to get something to eat. On his way to the concession stand he ran into Spencer who was surrounded by a bevy of beauties.
"How's it going" Spencer asked Gibby?
"Not very well, I checked with the life guard and Ginger and Mary Ann aren't coming today."
"That's a bummer man, maybe next time. If you don't mind me asking I notice you're by your lonesome. What's up with that?" Spencer asked.
Gibby replied sadly "I don't know man, I have been using the ol' Gibbah charm, but mothing seems to be working."
"Pardon me ladies" said Spencer "I need to have a conference with my man here."
Spencer told Gibby "Follow me."then led him back to the car.
"Gibby today is your lucky day. I am going to share with you the secret of my success."
He reached into the car and pulled out a sack of potatoes. "These my friend will get you all the girls you will ever want."
Gibby grinned from ear to ear "Are they magic potatoes and when I eat on girls will fall in love with me?"
Spencer just shook his head.
Gibby asked "Do I plant them and they turn into girls?"
"NO Gibby, they are not magical they are just plain old potatoes."
Gibby gave Spencer a quizzical look "Is the bag magic?"
"GIBBY" Spencer hollered "Do you want to know how to attract the ladies or not?"
"Okay" said Gibby "Enlighten me."
"It's very simple you take a potato and put it in your swim trunks. Understand?"
Gibby nodded his head in understanding. He grabbed a big spud and headed to the dressing room to put it in his trunks.
After a couple of hours Gibby hunted Spencer down.
"Hey man you said that putting the potato in my trunks would attract the girl, instead they been avoiding me like I had the plague. What gives, what am I doing wrong?" Gibby asked.
Spencer just looked at him and shook his head. "Oh Gibby Gibby Gibby, you are suppose to put it down the front of your trunks not the back.
MORE A/N: Hope you enjoyed this little trip to the beach. For those of you who have followed my other story iFind Luv their is a update in the works.
Thanks for reading. The Baron.