Rated as it is because it's Tajima. ;p
Disclaimer is...I own none of this, obviously.
NOTE: The "pool incident" mentioned in this fic references chapter 66 of the manga. Now, since that hasn't been translated yet, and I can't read kanji (sans a couple characters), what I understood of that scene was what I used for the story. It's quite possible that I'm wrong...but, either way, it makes for a good item to mention. ;p
As for the last incident that Tajima mentions, that one's completely made up. And, no, I'm not going to elaborate on it. Use your imagination.
My first Oofuri fic...and it's utter crack. XD
Dear Santa; From Tajima
Dear Santa,
Hi! Guess who! Here with my present requests cause I've been really good this year!
Honest!
I have!
Mostly…
Okay, that time with the soccer ball and Mihashi wasn't completely my fault, you know!
Well, maybe it was…
But I wasn't picking on him!
Mihashi and I are like brothers! And, it helped our team to win!
As for the pool pantsing thing…it wasn't bullying! Seriously! I was just seeing how much he'd grown as a man! Cause, you know, a man is measured by their dick! You're a man, so you understand, right? I was just seeing if Mihashi had grown, since he grew a bit taller, too!
It wasn't to be mean…it was being practical! A grown up ritual! If I had a younger brother, I would have done the same to him!
And since Mihashi is just about my younger brother…there ya go! It was in the name of manhood! Literally!
And I'd just like to add that the incident with the safety cup and the whipped cream was totally NOT MY FAULT!!
Now, since I've been so good, let's talk about loot! Man to man, you know? I could use some more porn magazines. The ones I asked for last year. But more recent! Doujinshi works, too! That's even better! I heard of it recently…there are all sorts of pairings in those things! Anything with hot girls that I can jerk off to would be great!
Oh, and I guess some more glove conditioner for the catcher's mitt that Momokan gave me, too. And an egg to fry on Abe's head the next time he gets pissed. Actually, I can just do that, anyway…wait, that would put me on the naughty list, wouldn't it? Aw…
Okay, just get him a tranquilizer or something so I'm not tempted. Thanks!
From,
Tajima Yuuichirou
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