Carly and Sam are walking to Caillou's house one morning after eating breakfast. A week ago, they hosted a Meet iCarly contest and Caillou won it. Now, Carly and Sam are unhappy because it means they have to spend a whole day with him.
"Carly, do we really have to do this?" Sam whines.
"Yeah, we do, Sam," Carly says. "I don't want to do this either but we're the ones who hosted the contest so it's our responsibility."
"But it's so stupid!" Sam whines. "Why does a 4 year old boy want to meet the stars of iCarly?"
"I don't know," Carly says. "Maybe, he's just trying to make friends."
"He should be making friends his own age then! We're teenagers and when people hear about us playing with the kid, they're going to think we're weird!"
"But we made a commitment. If we back out, they'll think we're jerks,"
"I'm okay with that,"
"It's only for a day, Sam. Let's just get it over with,"
Carly and Sam are now at Caillou's house. They have just met Caillou's parents and they are all in the living room.
"We are glad you girls are here," Boris says. "Caillou has really been looking forward to today."
"Caillou, Carly and Sam are here!" Doris calls.
"YAAAY!" Caillou cheers, coming into the room.
"What kind of name is Caillou and why is he bald?" Sam mutters to herself.
"Sam, be nice," Carly whispers in a scolding tone.
"You did a good job of winning that contest, Caillou," Boris says. "Now, you get to spend the whole day with Carly and Sam. Are you excited?"
"Yeah!" Caillou cheers. "We're going to have lots of fun! We might even be friends!"
"Yeah, right," Sam mutters to herself.
"You three play nice now," Doris says before leaving the room with Boris.
"Hi, Carly. Hi, Sam," Caillou says. "I'm glad we get to spend the day together. Do you want to meet my sister and my cat?"
"We might as well since we're stuck here," Carly says.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou are now in Rosie's room. Rosie is playing with her toys.
"That's Rosie," Caillou says, pointing to Rosie.
"Hey, Rosie," Carly says, leaning close to Rosie and patting her. Rosie hits Carly with her rattle. "OOOWWW! SHE HIT ME!"
"She didn't mean to. She was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"
"No, I got a bump on my head!" Carly whines.
"I can go get you a Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says. He leaves the room, comes back with a Band-Aid, and gives it to Carly. "Here you go."
"Thanks," Carly says, putting the Band-Aid on her bump.
"What's your problem?" Sam scolds, giving Rosie a dirty look. Rosie hits Sam with her rattle. "OOOWWW! SHE HIT ME TOO!"
"She didn't mean to. She was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"
"No, I got a bump on my head!" Sam whines.
"I can go get you a Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says. He leaves the room again, comes back with another Band-Aid, and gives it to Sam. "Here you go."
"Thanks," Sam says, putting the Band-Aid on her bump.
"Look, there's Gilbert," Caillou says, pointing to Gilbert as he comes into the room.
"Hey, Gilbert," Carly says, leaning close to Gilbert and petting him. Gilbert bites Carly. "OOOWWW! HE BIT ME!"
"He didn't mean to. He was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"
"No, I got a bite mark on my hand!" Carly whines.
"I can go get you another Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says. He leaves the room again, comes back with another Band-Aid, and gives it to Carly. "Here you go."
"Thanks," Carly says, putting the Band-Aid on her bite mark.
"What's your problem?" Sam scolds, giving Gilbert a dirty look. Gilbert bites Sam. "OOOWWW! HE BIT ME TOO!"
"He didn't mean to. He was just playing," Caillou says. "Are you okay?"
"No, I got a bite mark on my hand!" Sam whines.
"I can go get you another Band-Aid. I'll be back," Caillou says. He leaves the room again, comes back with another Band-Aid, and gives it to Sam. "Here you go."
"Thanks," Sam says, putting the Band-Aid on her bump.
"What do you want to do first?" Carly asks.
"Let's go to my room and play some board games!" Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou are now in Caillou's room.
"What game do you want to play first?" Carly asks.
"Let's play Candy Land," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Candy Land. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Chutes and Ladders," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Chutes and Ladders. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Trouble," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Trouble. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Hungry Hungry Hippos. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Hi Ho Cherry-o," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Hi Ho Cherry-o. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Ants In The Pants," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Ants In The Pants. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Bananagrams," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Bananagrams. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Don't Break The Ice," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Don't Break The Ice. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Colorama," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Colorama. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Qwirkle," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Qwirkle. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Snail's Pace Race," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Snail's Pace Race. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"That game was lame," Sam whines.
"Can we play something else?" Carly whines.
"Okay, let's play Let's Go Fishing," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou play Let's Go Fishing. Caillou wins and Carly and Sam lose.
"No more board games!" Sam yells.
"Okay, let's play with my blocks," Caillou suggests.
Carly, Sam, and Caillou build a big block tower. Right before they finish it, Rosie knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Carly and Sam.
"ROSIE!" Carly yells.
"It's okay. She was just playing," Caillou says.
"That's what you said when she hit us!" Sam whines.
"Let's build another tower,"
Carly, Sam, and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Gilbert knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Carly and Sam.
"GILBERT!" Carly yells.
"It's okay. He was just playing," Caillou says.
"That's what you said when he bit us!" Sam whines.
"Let's build another tower,"
Carly, Sam, and Caillou build another big block tower. Right before they finish it, Caillou knocks it down and all the blocks fall on Carly and Sam.
"CAILLOU!" Carly yells.
"Sorry, it was an accident. Let's build another tower," Caillou says. He, Carly, and Sam build another big block tower and this time, they finish it. "Yay, we did it!"
"And nobody knocked it down this time," Sam says. The tower collapses by itself and all the blocks fall on her and Carly. "No more blocks!"
"Okay, let's watch TV. Sesame Street is coming on,"
Carly, Sam, and Caillou are now watching Sesame Street on TV. Rexy is sitting on Caillou's lap.
"Can we please watch something else?" Carly begs. "We're too old for Sesame Street."
"No, it's my favorite show and I want to watch it!" Caillou yells. Rosie and Gilbert come over to the three. "Hi, Rosie. Hi, Gilbert. Do you want to watch TV with us?"
"No, they just want to pick on us some more," Sam mutters.
"Rosie, you can sit with Carly and Gilbert, you can sit with Sam," Caillou says.
"Why can't they sit with you?" Carly whines.
"Because Rexy is already sitting with me," Caillou says.
"Lucky him," Sam mutters.
Rosie sits on Carly's lap and Gilbert sits on Sam's lap. Rosie starts pulling Carly's hair and Gilbert starts hitting Sam's face with his tail.
"OOOWWW! QUIT IT, ROSIE/GILBERT!" Carly and Sam yell. Rosie and Gilbert fart on them. "EEEWWW! HE/SHE FARTED ON ME!"
"Rosie wants to sit with Sam and Gilbert wants to sit with Carly," Caillou says.
Rosie sits on Sam's lap and Gilbert sits on Carly's lap. Rosie starts pulling Sam's hair and Gilbert starts hitting Carly's face with his tail.
"OOOWWW! QUIT IT, ROSIE/GILBERT!" Carly and Sam yell. Rosie and Gilbert fart on them. "EEEWWW! HE/SHE FARTED ON ME!"
"Rosie and Gilbert want to switch laps again," Caillou says.
"No way," Sam says, standing up.
"We're just going to stand," Carly says, also standing up.
When Sesame Street ends, Boris and Doris take Carly, Sam, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert to the park. They ride the car there and Carly and Sam ride in the back seat with Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert. Caillou sits between Carly and Sam, Rosie sits on Carly's lap and Gilbert sits on Sam's lap. Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert spend the whole car ride annoying Carly and Sam. Caillou talks to them nonstop, Rosie pulls Carly's hair nonstop, and Gilbert hits Sam's face with his tail nonstop. Carly, Sam, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert are now having a picnic lunch after arriving at the park.
"What are we having for lunch?" Carly asks.
"Mommy and Daddy made us some baloney sandwiches," Caillou says.
"As long as it's food, I'm happy," Sam says.
Caillou gives Carly and Sam two sandwiches. Carly and Sam try to eat their sandwiches but Rosie throws her rattle at Sam and Gilbert bites Carly, causing them to drop their sandwiches.
"OOOWWW! ROSIE/GILBERT!" Carly and Sam yell. Rosie and Gilbert steal their sandwiches.
"Those are our sandwiches!" Carly whines.
"Give them back!" Sam orders.
"Rosie and Gilbert wanted sandwiches too. Here's some more," Caillou says, giving Carly and Sam two more sandwiches.
Carly and Sam try to eat their sandwiches but someone from behind them steals them. "Hey!" Carly and Sam yell. They turn around and see that Andre has their sandwiches.
"Give them back, you little turd!" Sam orders.
"Make me!" Andre yells, running off. Sam chases him.
"Sam, no! He's just a kid!" Carly yells, chasing Sam.
When Sam catches up to Andre, she runs in front of him and then, she pushes him down and steals back the sandwiches.
"Do that again and you'll wish you were never born!" Sam threatens. Andre starts crying.
"Look what you did!" Carly yells, catching up to Sam. Andre's parents come over to him.
"Andre, what's wrong?" Andre's mom asks.
"They pushed me down and stole my sandwiches!" Andre cries, pointing at Carly and Sam. His parents give them dirty looks.
"You did what?" Andre's dad yells.
"He's lying! They're our sandwiches and he stole them!" Carly whines.
"You horrible monsters, do you enjoy bullying little kids?" Andre's mom scolds.
"You apologize to our son and give him back his sandwiches right now or we'll call the police," Andre's dad orders.
"Do it! I don't care!" Sam yells. "He's not getting our sandwiches!"
"Sam, don't make it worse! Just give him the sandwiches!" Carly orders.
"Fine, but I'm not sorry for pushing you," Sam says, giving the sandwiches back to Andre, who stomps on her foot for saying that. "OOOWWW!"
"Can we at least have one sandwich so we can split it?" Carly asks.
"No!" Andre yells, stomping on Carly's foot and running off with the sandwiches again.
"OOOWWW!"
"That's not fair! We have nothing to eat!" Sam whines. She tries to chase Andre again but his parents stop her.
"Get lost!" Andre's mom yells, pushing Carly and Sam down.
"And stay away from Andre, you harpies!" Andre's dad yells.
Carly and Sam try to get up but they can't because their feet hurt really bad so they crawl back over to their picnic.
"Stupid kid," Sam groans.
"What happened to your sandwiches?" Caillou asks.
"We decided we're going to skip lunch today," Carly groans.
After their picnic lunch, Carly, Sam, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert are now walking around the park. Carly is pushing Rosie while she rides in her stroller.
"I hope nobody we know is here," Sam says.
"Look, there's my friend, Leo," Caillou says, pointing to Leo, who is walking around the park too. The group walks over to him. "Hi, Leo."
"Hi, Caillou. Hi, Rosie. Hi, Gilbert," Leo greets.
"These are my new friends, Carly and Sam. I won a contest and now, I get to spend the day with them,"
"Hi, Carly. Hi, Sam,"
"Hey, Leo," Carly greets.
"Do you want to play with us?" Caillou asks.
"Okay," Leo says.
Carly, Sam, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert keep walking around.
"Look, my other friends, Sarah and Clementine, are here too," Caillou says, pointing to Sarah and Clementine, who are playing in a sandbox.
"Oh no," Sam says, seeing Nevel walk over to the sandbox.
"Who's that big kid?" Caillou asks.
"That's Nevel. He's a bully at our school," Carly says.
"Everyone calls him Nevel the Devil," Sam says.
Sarah and Clementine are building a sandcastle and Nevel knocks it down.
"Hey, that was our sandcastle!" Sarah yells.
"Why did you do that?" Clementine yells.
"Oops, how rude of me," Nevel teases. "Let me rebuild it for you."
Nevel fills a bucket with sand and dumps it all on Sarah and Clementine. They scream and run off crying and Nevel laughs at what he did. Carly, Sam, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert walk over to him.
"Hey, that was mean," Caillou scolds.
"Yeah, those were our friends," Leo scolds.
"Where do you get off bullying little kids, Nevel?" Carly scolds.
"You're one to talk after what you and Sam did to that fat kid, Carly," Nevel retorts.
"He asked for it! He took our sandwiches!" Sam whines.
"Yeah, sure. What are you even doing here anyway?"
"This kid won a contest and now, we have to spend the day with him," Carly says, pointing to Caillou.
"You're playing with a 4 year old? Are you really that desperate for friends?" Nevel teases.
"Shut up, Nevel. Carly and I have friends our own age, something you'll never have," Sam retorts.
"I think you should tell Sarah and Clementine you're sorry for what you did," Caillou scolds.
"And who are you supposed to be?" Nevel asks.
"Caillou,"
"Caillou? What kind of stupid name is that?"
"It's not stupid,"
"Yeah, it is. Your head looks like a beach ball too. You'd better grow some hair before someone kicks it into a net,"
Nevel starts laughing and Caillou starts crying.
"Carly and Sam are right. You're a bully," Caillou whines.
"And a devil," Leo adds.
"So what if I am? What are you going to do about it?" Nevel teases. Rosie throws her rattle at him and he gives her a dirty look. "You want a piece of me, you little turd?" Nevel threatens. Rosie blows a raspberry at him. "That's it! You asked for it!" Nevel yells. He runs away with the stroller and Rosie starts screaming.
"He took Rosie!" Caillou yells.
"Get back here, Nevel!" Sam orders.
"Make me!" Nevel orders. Carly, Sam, Caillou, Leo, and Gilbert chase him as he runs into a street.
"Give us back my sister!" Caillou orders.
"Leave her alone, Nevel!" Carly orders.
"Okay, I'll leave her alone," Nevel teases. He gets out of the street but leaves Rosie in it.
"Why are you leaving her in the middle of the street?" Caillou asks.
"That's why," Leo says, pointing to a truck that is approaching Rosie.
"You're going to let her get run over?" Carly yells.
"Yep, that's what she gets for messing with me!" Nevel teases. He laughs until Gilbert gets mad and attacks him. "AAAHHH! GET HIM OFF ME! GET HIM OFF ME!"
Gilbert bites and scratches Nevel nonstop. Rosie starts crying because the truck is getting closer to her and she can't get out of her stroller.
"Carly, Sam, you have to get Rosie before that truck gets her!" Caillou yells.
"Why?" Sam asks.
"Leo and I can't go into the street! You're the only ones who can save her!"
"No, I mean why should we save her at all?"
"Sam, don't be mean!" Carly scolds.
"I'm a mean person," Sam says.
"Fine, I'll do it,"
Carly runs into the street and gets Rosie out of it. Nevel goes into the street while Gilbert tries to claw his eyeballs out.
"Now the truck is going after Gilbert!" Caillou yells.
"It's okay. He can save himself," Carly says.
Gilbert runs out of the street and leaves Nevel as a crying, bloody mess. The truck runs over Nevel and kills him.
"Yay, it got Nevel instead!" Caillou cheers.
"I think he's dead now," Leo says.
"Good. He deserves it," Sam says.
Sarah and Clementine come over to Carly, Sam, Caillou, Leo, Rosie, and Gilbert.
"Hi, Caillou. Hi, Leo," Sarah greets.
"Hi, Sarah. Hi, Clementine," Caillou greets.
"Who are your new friends?" Clementine asks.
"This is Carly and Sam," Caillou says. "I won a contest and now, I get to spend the day with them."
"Hi, Carly. Hi, Sam," Sarah greets.
"Hey, Sarah. Hey, Clementine," Carly greets.
"Thanks for getting rid of that bully," Clementine says. "You can play with us if you want."
Carly, Sam, Caillou, Leo, Sarah, Clementine, Rosie, and Gilbert play on the playground for a while. During that time, a lot of bad things happen to Carly and Sam. When everyone is done playing on the playground, the ice cream truck comes.
"Yay, ice cream!" Caillou, Leo, Sarah, and Clementine cheer as they and Gilbert run over to the ice cream truck.
"Ice cream sounds good right now," Sam says as she and Carly follow the kids and Gilbert while Carly pushes Rosie in her stroller.
After Caillou, Leo, Sarah, and Clementine get their ice cream, Carly and Sam go up to the ice cream truck.
"Can we have some strawberry ice cream?" Carly asks.
"Here you go," the ice cream man says, giving Carly and Sam some strawberry ice cream on a cone.
Carly and Sam try to eat their ice cream but Rosie throws her rattle at Carly and Gilbert bites Sam, causing them to drop their ice cream.
"OOOWWW! ROSIE/GILBERT!" Carly and Sam yell. Rosie and Gilbert steal their ice cream.
"That's our ice cream!" Carly whines.
"Give it back!" Sam orders.
"Rosie and Gilbert wanted some ice cream too," Caillou says.
"Is that the thanks I get for saving your life?" Carly scolds Rosie.
"You're lucky you get a pass for killing off Nevel," Sam scolds Gilbert.
Carly and Sam go back to the ice cream truck.
"Can we have some more strawberry ice cream?" Carly asks.
"Sorry, we're all out. Here's some chocolate," the ice cream man says, giving Carly and Sam some chocolate ice cream on a cone and driving off.
"As long as it's food, I'm happy," Sam says.
Carly and Sam try to eat their ice cream but it falls off the cones and a bunch of ants crawl on it. Carly and Sam scream frustratedly and throw their cones into the air. The cones hit Andre, who is nearby.
"OOOWWW! Mommy, Daddy, those girls are picking on me again!" Andre cries, pointing to Carly and Sam.
"Not him again," Sam groans as Andre's parents approach her and Carly with dirty looks on their faces.
"You two again! How dare you throw ice cream cones at our son!" Andre's mom yells.
"We didn't mean to, we swear!" Carly protests. "We're just hungry!"
"You want food? Here's a knuckle sandwich!" Andre's dad yells before punching Carly's and Sam's faces. Carly and Sam fall backwards and land on the chocolate ice cream they spilled. The ants crawl into their pants and start biting their butts. Carly and Sam run off, scratching their butts and crying in pain.
"EEEWWW! They pooped in their pants!" Andre yells, pointing to the ice cream on Carly's and Sam's pants.
When it is time to leave the park, Boris and Doris take Carly, Sam, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert back to their house. They ride the car there and Carly and Sam ride in the back seat with Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert. Caillou sits between Carly and Sam, Rosie sits on Sam's lap and Gilbert sits on Carly's lap. Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert spend the whole car ride annoying Carly and Sam. Caillou talks to them nonstop, Rosie pulls Sam's hair nonstop, and Gilbert hits Carly's face with his tail nonstop. Carly, Sam, Caillou, Boris, and Doris are now in the living room at home.
"I had fun at the park," Caillou says. "Carly, Sam, did you have fun too?"
"Yeah, sure," Carly mutters.
"Depends on what you mean by fun," Sam mutters.
"We're glad you three had fun," Boris says. "Now it's time for Caillou's nap."
"But I want to play with Carly and Sam some more," Caillou whines.
"You can play with them after your nap, Caillou," Doris says.
"Okay," Caillou says, going to his room.
"What are we supposed to do while he takes his nap?" Sam asks.
"You can go visit Mr. Hinkle," Boris says. "He's our next door neighbor."
"He left his hat here the other day," Doris says. "Why don't you return it to him?"
"I guess if we have nothing else to do," Carly says, taking the hat.
Carly and Sam leave Caillou's house and start walking over to Mr. Hinkle's house.
"Now's our chance, Carly," Sam says. "Let's ditch Caillou and go home."
"We can't," Carly says. "We'll get in trouble."
"I don't care. I don't want to go to some old dude's house,"
"I don't either but we don't really have a choice. Just be glad we get a break from Caillou and this stupid play date,"
When Carly and Sam arrive at Mr. Hinkle's house, they knock on the front door and he answers it. Caillou's grandpa is with Mr. Hinkle when he answers the door.
"Hey, which one of you is Mr. Hinkle?" Carly asks.
"That's me," Mr. Hinkle says. "Who are you two?"
"I'm Carly and this is Sam. Caillou's parents wanted us to give you this," Carly says, giving Mr. Hinkle his hat.
"You know my grandson?" Caillou's grandpa asks.
"Yeah, unfortunately," Sam says. "He won a contest and now, we have to spend the day with him."
"Oh, that's nice," Caillou's grandpa says.
"Do you want to come in?" Mr. Hinkle asks.
"Not really," Sam says.
"We just wanted to give you your hat back," Carly says.
"Please come in," Mr. Hinkle begs.
"We love kids," Caillou's grandpa says.
"We really don't want to," Carly says, feeling uncomfortable.
"We don't even want to be at Caillou's house," Sam says, feeling uncomfortable too.
"We insist you come in!" Mr. Hinkle and Caillou's grandpa order as they grab Carly and Sam.
"No, let us go!" Sam yells.
"Somebody help us!" Carly yells.
Mr. Hinkle and Caillou's grandpa force Carly and Sam into the house and lock the door. Mr. Hinkle and Caillou's grandpa do things to Carly and Sam that are so bad they'd get locked up in prison if the police found out. When Mr. Hinkle and Caillou's grandpa are done with Carly and Sam, they unlock the front door.
"Thank you for playing with us, girls," Caillou's grandpa says evilly.
"We'll play some more next time you visit," Mr. Hinkle says evilly.
Carly and Sam leave the house with traumatized looks on their faces and walk like zombies all the way back to Caillou's house.
"Hi, Carly. Hi, Sam," Caillou greets when Carly and Sam arrive back at his house. "Mommy and Daddy said you went to Mr. Hinkle's house while I took my nap. Did you have fun there?"
"I wouldn't call it fun," Sam shudders.
"What would you call it?"
"It was a different kind of fun," Carly shudders. "You're too young to understand."
Carly, Sam, and Caillou continue playing and more bad things happen to Carly and Sam. At the end of the day, Carly, Sam, Caillou, and his parents are all in the living room.
"Did you have a fun day with Carly and Sam, Caillou?" Boris asks.
"I sure did!" Caillou cheers. "Can they stay for dinner?"
"If it's okay with them, then it's okay with us," Doris says.
"It's not okay with me!" Sam protests. "We agreed to spend the day with you and that's it. We're going home."
"But I want you to stay for dinner," Caillou whines, starting to cry. Sam tries to walk towards the front door but Carly stops her.
"Hold on, Sam. Let's talk for a sec," Carly says, taking Sam into the kitchen.
"I know what you're going to say, Carly. The answer is no," Sam says.
"But he's crying," Carly says.
"I don't care! It's been a long day!" Sam whines. "If we stay for dinner, he'll want us to spend the night and next thing you know, we have another psycho fan!"
"We already talked to his parents about that. They're not going to keep us here forever,"
"Well, I'm not risking it. If you want to stay, that's your problem, but I'm leaving,"
"Okay, but you're going to miss out on the free food and we haven't eaten since breakfast,"
"Fine, I'll stay but you owe me big time for this,"
Boris and Doris are preparing dinner. Carly, Sam, and Caillou are feeding Rosie.
"Here you go, Rosie," Caillou says, feeding Rosie some baby food. Rosie throws her food on Carly's and Sam's faces.
"EEEWWW!" Carly and Sam yell.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Carly yells. Rosie hits Carly and Sam with her rattle.
"OOOWWW!" Carly and Sam yell.
"THAT'S IT!" Sam yells. She steals the rattle from Rosie and hits her with it. "How do you like it?"
Rosie starts crying.
"You meanie, you hurt Rosie!" Caillou yells.
"What is wrong with you?" Carly scolds.
"Why are you taking her side? She does the same thing to you!" Sam whines.
"That doesn't make it okay for us to pick on her! She's just a baby!"
"And that makes it okay for her to pick on us?"
Boris and Doris come over.
"What's going on?" Boris asks.
"Sam hit Rosie with her rattle," Caillou says.
"That wasn't nice," Boris says.
"We don't play like that here, girls," Doris scolds. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to send you two to time out."
"WHAT?" Carly and Sam yell.
"You can't do that! You're not the boss of us!" Sam whines.
"Why do I have to go? Sam's the one who hit her!" Carly whines.
"Because you're her friend and you should've stopped her," Doris says. "Go sit in the corner and think about what you did."
"Dang it," Carly mutters, going to the time out corner.
"Stupid baby," Sam mutters, going to the time out corner too.
After Carly and Sam's time out, they and Caillou are now feeding Gilbert.
"Here you go, Gilbert," Caillou says, feeding Gilbert some cat food. Gilbert uses his tail to fling his food on Carly's and Sam's faces.
"EEEWWW!" Carly and Sam yell.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?" Carly yells. Gilbert bites Carly and Sam.
"OOOWWW!" Carly and Sam yell.
"THAT'S IT!" Sam yells. She steps on Gilbert's tail. "How do you like it?"
Gilbert starts screeching.
"You meanie, you hurt Gilbert!" Caillou yells.
"What is wrong with you?" Carly scolds.
"Why are you taking his side? He does the same thing to you!" Sam whines.
"That doesn't make it okay for us to pick on him! He's just a cat!"
"And that makes it okay for him to pick on us?"
Boris and Doris come over.
"What's going on?" Boris asks.
"Sam stepped on Gilbert's tail," Caillou says.
"That wasn't nice," Boris says.
"We don't play like that here, girls," Doris scolds. "I'm afraid I'm going to have to send you two back to time out."
"WHAT?" Carly and Sam yell.
"You can't do that! You're not the boss of us!" Sam whines.
"Why do I have to go? Sam's the one who stepped on his tail!" Carly whines.
"Because you're her friend and you should've stopped her," Doris says. "Go back to the corner and think about what you did."
"Dang it," Carly mutters, going back to the time out corner.
"Stupid cat," Sam mutters, going back to the time out corner too.
After Carly and Sam's second time out, it is time for dinner. Carly, Sam, Caillou, and Boris are sitting at the table. Rosie is sitting in her high chair next to Sam and Gilbert is sitting under the table. Caillou is sitting between Carly and Sam and Boris is sitting across from them. Rosie is pulling Sam's hair and Gilbert is scratching Sam's leg.
"Can we move to a different spot?" Sam begs.
"No, I want you to sit by me," Caillou says.
"Can you move Rosie and Gilbert then?"
"No, they want to sit by you too,"
"What did you three do today, Caillou?" Boris asks.
"We played board games and blocks, we watched Sesame Street, we had a picnic at the park, and we met a devil named Nevel," Caillou explains.
"I wouldn't say devil around your parents, Caillou. It's kind of a bad word," Carly says.
"Okay, he was a bully then," Caillou says. "He was bullying me and my friends. He tried to get Rosie run over by a truck but it got him instead and he died."
"That's horrible," Boris says. "If he was that mean, I'm sure he deserved it. What else did you do?"
"We played on the playground, we had ice cream, we played with Rosie and Gilbert, and while I took my nap, Carly and Sam met Mr. Hinkle," Caillou explains.
"Please don't say that name around us," Carly shudders.
"Well, it sounds like you had a big day," Boris says.
"The spaghetti is ready," Doris says, putting a big bowl of spaghetti on the table. "Be careful. It's very hot."
"Yay, spaghetti is my favorite!" Caillou cheers, grabbing the bowl.
"I get the first serving!" Sam yells, grabbing the bowl too. "I haven't eaten since breakfast!"
"No, I want it!"
"No, it's mine!"
"Sam, stop it!" Carly orders. "We can share!"
Sam and Caillou play tug of war with the bowl. Rosie helps Caillou by pulling Sam's hair and Gilbert helps him by scratching Sam's leg. Caillou lets go of the bowl after getting burned. The bowl gets slammed into Sam's face and all the hot spaghetti gets dumped on her. Sam screams after getting burned.
"YOU IDIOT, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!" Sam explodes. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! WE HAD THE WORST DAY EVER AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE YOU WON THAT STUPID CONTEST! WE DIDN'T WANT THIS STUPID PLAY DATE AND WE DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH A STUPID 4 YEAR OLD!"
Caillou starts crying and runs off to his room. Boris and Doris give Sam dirty looks.
"You made Caillou cry," Boris scolds.
"And you ruined our dinner," Doris scolds.
"You didn't have to yell at him. He just wanted to be friends with us," Carly scolds.
"Well, I don't want to be friends with him," Sam says.
"Fine, but we still have to apologize," Carly says.
"Do it yourself," Sam retorts. Rosie repeatedly hits Sam with her rattle and Gilbert repeatedly bites Sam. "OOOWWW, OOOWWW, OOOWWW! OKAY, OKAY, I'LL APOLOGIZE TOO!"
Carly and Sam walk into Caillou's room and see him crying on his bed.
"Caillou, we're sorry for hurting your feelings," Carly says. "We weren't mad at you, we were just mad because the iCarly thing didn't work out the way we wanted."
"I'm sorry you had a bad day," Caillou says. "I just wanted some new friends and I thought it'd be fun."
"It wasn't fun for us," Sam says. "We spent the whole day doing preschool stuff with you and your other friends."
"And we kept getting tortured by Rosie, Gilbert, Mr. Hinkle, and that Andre kid at the park," Carly adds.
"Why is that my fault?" Caillou asks.
"Because you won the contest," Sam says.
"It's nothing personal," Carly says. "We just didn't expect someone your age to win."
"I still want us to be friends," Caillou says.
"I don't. It would be weird if we were friends," Sam protests.
"We're older than you. We're teenagers and you're only four," Carly says.
"So? Mr. Hinkle's older than you and he and I are friends," Caillou says.
"Alright, we can be friends," Carly reluctantly agrees.
"Yay!" Caillou cheers, hugging Carly and Sam.
"Don't push it, kid," Sam orders, pushing Caillou away.
After dinner, it is time for Carly and Sam to leave. They are in the living room with Caillou, his parents, Rosie, and Gilbert.
"Thank you for spending the day with me, Carly and Sam," Caillou says.
"You're welcome," Carly says.
"Do you want to spend the night?" Caillou asks.
"See? That's why I didn't want to stay for dinner," Sam whines.
"We know you had fun with Carly and Sam, Caillou, but it's time for them to go home," Boris says.
"We'll invite them over someday and you can visit them too," Doris says.
"Don't even think about it," Sam says. "Can we go now, Carly?"
"Wait, I want to take a picture with you before you go," Caillou says.
"Do we have to?" Sam whines.
"Yes, we do," Carly says. "It's just one picture."
"Rosie and Gilbert want to be in it too," Caillou says.
Boris and Doris each get a camera and take a picture of Carly, Sam, Caillou, Rosie, and Gilbert. In the picture, Rosie hits Carly with her rattle and Gilbert bites Sam. When the pictures come out of the cameras, Doris gives her picture to Carly and Sam and Boris gives his picture to Caillou. Carly, Sam, and Caillou look at the pictures.
"I hate this picture!" Carly whines.
"Rosie and Gilbert photo bombed us," Sam whines.
"I like the picture," Caillou says.
"Keep it in your bedroom and we'll frame it," Doris instructs.
"Say goodbye to Carly and Sam, Caillou," Boris instructs.
"Goodbye, Carly. Goodbye, Sam," Caillou says.
"Goodbye, Caillou," Carly says.
"Rosie and Gilbert want to say goodbye too,"
"Goodbye, Rosie. Goodbye, Gilbert,"
Rosie hits Sam with her rattle and Gilbert bites Carly.
"OOOWWW!" Carly and Sam yell.
"Why do they keep doing that?" Sam whines.
"That's their way of saying they like you," Caillou says.
Carly and Sam are now walking home after leaving Caillou's house.
"Finally, we can go home where nothing else bad can happen to us," Sam groans.
"Today was horrible," Carly groans. "The only good thing that happened was that we got to see Nevel get mauled by a cat and run over by a truck."
"Yeah, that was the best part," Sam agrees. "I don't ever want to go through this again though."
"Me neither," Carly agrees. "Next time we have a Meet iCarly contest, we're going to put an age limit on it."
"There they are!" a voice yells. Andre, his parents, and two police officers approach Carly and Sam.
"Oh, shizz," Carly and Sam groan.
"That's them, officers," Andre's dad says, pointing at Carly and Sam.
"You actually reported us to the police?" Carly yells.
"Yes, we did," Andre's mom says. "These girls bullied our son at the park today."
"What did they do?" the first police officer asks.
"They pushed me down, stole my sandwiches, and threw ice cream cones at me," Andre says.
"Shame on you, girls," the second police officer says. "We're going to have to take you to jail."
"You won't get away with this, kid!" Sam yells.
The police officers handcuff Carly and Sam, put them in a police car, and take them to jail. Carly and Sam are now locked in a jail cell.
"Thanks a lot, Sam!" Carly scolds. "We were almost home! You just had to attack that kid! Now, we're stuck in jail for who knows how long!"
"Relax, I've been in jail before," Sam says. "I'll get us out of here before things get any worse."
"Hi, girls," an evil voice greets.
"Remember us?" another evil voice asks.
Carly and Sam see Mr. Hinkle and Caillou's grandpa staring at them with creepy smiles. All the color drains from Carly's and Sam's faces and nobody hears their helpless screams.