Chapter One:
Bob sat at his desk, tapping away at the keys to his computer. He was in the bedroom of his apartment, which was well kept except for the immediate area around him. Days worth of tissues and soda cans were built up around his chair. He didn't mind this mess because summer vacation had just began and he wouldn't need to leave his desk for the next couple of months.
Leaning all the way back in his chair, Bob took a swig of mountain dew and dropped the empty can over his shoulder. He cackled; the forums were exploding over his latest posts. "Dance, my minions, dance!" He twiddled his fingers together as if he were an evil genius witnessing a plan coming together.
His cackling was cut short by the ding of an instant message. He twirled his chair to the right so that he could reach the mouse without having to sit up. He clicked the headline warning him of the new message and a chat window opened up.
roxYOfac3: YO DIC HEAD! U TINK YOUR SO FUNNY WIT UR DUM OPINONIONS!?
roxYOfac3: WAT DO U DINK ABOU TIS!?
The next line was a link of gobbledegook. Recognizing the link was to nothing good, Bob ignored it. He spun his chair back around and kicked his feet up onto the desk to return to relishing in his trolling. As he put his right foot down, however, he knocked into the mouse and clicked the link.
The computer made noise as it tried to work out the link information. Bob sat up and tried to ctr-alt-delete his way out of it, but it was of no use. "Damn you, rocks your face! You stupid maggot!" He began clicking the screen because, you know, that helps.
Eventually the computer thought out the problem and the noise quieted to a whisper. The screen flashed a few times before the image of a strange looking forest came into view. A voluptuous woman stood in the middle of the screen. Her face was partially covered by a black piece of cloth, but that wasn't the part of her Bob was interested in seeing. Her body was something straight out of his wet dreams, and as he started to reach for the closest box of tissues he disappeared from his room.