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"LEE!" Gai-sensei shouted.

"Yes, Gai-sensei!" Lee shouted back.

"For your training today..." Gai-sensei started. Suddenly he choked on air and fell to the ground.

"NOOO GAI-SENSEI!!" Lee sobbed and rushed over to his sensei. He was about to say his last words.

"L-Lee...for your training today..." His voice suddenly became very quiet. Too quiet. Lee cried, "What do you want me to do, Gai-sensei?!"

Gai's eyelids fluttered open. "Lee...Lee...come closer! I need to tell you something!"

Lee cried hysterically. "What is it, Gai-sensei? Tell me!" He grabbed his sensei's shoulders and started to shake him.

"I..." Gai started. He waited for five minutes. "Don't tell me you're gone!" Lee shouted. Gai shook his head. "No, I was dreaming about a hotdog. Now, Lee! I want you to run around that tree 5,630,178 times!"

Lee wasn't very good at math, but he tried to calculate the number of miles he would have to run. "Only 5 miles, Gai-sensei? Okay!" He was so excited that he forgot about his sensei's condition and dropped him.

"Ow..." Gai said before his eyelids fluttered closed again. Then suddenly it became very quiet...again.

Lee sobbed. "I want a hotdog! Why can't I have one?" Then, suddenly he saw a hotdog stand and bought two hotdogs.

He waved one in front of Gai-sensei's face. When he got no reply, Lee shrugged and stuffed it in his mouth.

"MMMPH!! MMMMPH!" Gai yelled and waved his arms around frantically. Lee removed the hotdog from his mouth.

"Lee...I don't think I can make it..." Gai whispered. "Wherever you go, Lee, spread the religion of green-jumpsuit-ism. Don't ever stop!" Suddenly Gai sat up and clutched his throat dramatically. Then...it was all over.

Lee cried and dropped down to his knees. "NOOO GAI-SENSEI!!" Lee shouted to the sky. Everyone at the training grounds was looking at him like crazy. That's because he was.

A few weeks later, it was time for everyone to attend school. "It's a law," they were told. "You have to attend school until you're seventeen." This caused a huge groan from the audience.

"Aw, man, why do we have to go to school?" Naruto complained.

"I already told you! It's a law!" The person talking to them snapped impatiently and bonked Naruto on the head. "OW!"

Somewhere in the shadows, a dark figure was watching them. At last, it thought, I can fulfill my goal. MUAHAHAHAHA!

Everyone looked over to where the dark figure was watching them. Shoot, did I say that out loud? "YES!" Everyone replied. Oh.