"Hey Haruhi!", said Honey-sempai, "I have a very important question!"

"Oh. What is it?" Haruhi asked.

"Well in Kyouya and Tamaki's relationship who is the seme and who is the uke?"

"Hmmm….I really don't know. Let's ask Hikaru and Kaoru. Hey Hikaru! Kaoru!"

Hikaru and Kaoru walked over, "yea!" they yelled in unison.

"In Kyouya and Tamaki's relationship who's the seme and who's the uke?" asked honey.

"Hmm I don't know", said Kaoru scratching his head, "I would say Kyouya's the uke. Hikaru?"

"What?! The uke obviously Tamaki", Hikaru said crossing his arms.

"No way! Its kyouya. Tamaki made the host club!" Kaoru said crossing his arms.
"Yea but kyouya's the shadow king which makes him the real seme!" Hikaru yelled.

"Hey no fighting! Let's just ask Mori!" Honey-sempai yelled, "Moriiiiiiii!"

"Uhm what?" said Mori calmly.

"Who's the uke Tamaki or Kyouya?" Haruhi asked.

"Uh………….idk" Mori said confused.

"Did he just say idk?" said Hikaru confused.

Right after Hikaru said that Tamaki walked up and said, "hello! Whats everyone talking about?"

"None of your business", said Haruhi.

"Wha-wha-what?! My beautiful daughter how could you say such a thing to not only your father but your host club king!" said Tamaki hurt on the inside. Poor Tamaki.

"Like this, Its none of your business go away!"

"What it hurts that you say that I guess I'll just go cry to kyouya."

"A little harsh Haruhi", Kaoru said.

"It had to be done. Anyway back to the subject."

"I know! I'll ask Kyouya!" said Honey-sempai running away.

"Wait Honey!" yelled Haruhi, "Ugh I give up."

"Kyouyaaaaa!"

"oh hi Honey. What do you want?"

"Well I was wondering whose the uke Tamaki or you?"

"Well tamaki of course."

"Oh ok! Thanks Kyouya!"

"Kyouya who are you talking to?" said a voice from the closet behind Kyouya.

"Whose that?" honey asked pointing to the closet.

"uh nobody."

"Kyouya!"

Suddenly the door opened and Tamaki came out of the closet in just his boxers, "Kyouya! I-"

Awkward silence….

"uh…………." Said Kyouya. Both Kyouya and Tamaki were redder than a tomato.

"Oh I see!" said honey, "Well thanks for answering my question Kyouya! I hope you get the stain out of tamaki's clothes! Bye!!"

"I guess he didn't get it…"

"So what did he ask y-"

Tamaki was cut off by Kyouya's lips, "it doesn't matter", he whispered.

"Oh ok whatever you say. Uke", Tamaki grinned.

"You w-"

"Shut up uke, and get back in the closet."

"You're the uke"

"Whatever just listen to your seme."

"So listen to me."

"Hey you're the one who's going to get pregnant"

"Shut up"

Tamaki dragged kyouya back into the closet and continued um "getting Tamaki pregnant".

Well hope you liked it.

And yes there wasn't really a point to this except utter boredom.

Anyway I think Tamaki is the uke but idk.

The End.