jamie and the pig

by alixcat485

jamie is a super ninja, assasin, thingy and he is seeking revenge on his old rival mr.Baconbits with the help of her zombie bunny mr.flufels,but can she defeat the most pigish pig in all the pigy galaxy. CRAK STORY! YAY!

Jamie and the pig by: alix G.

Warning! This story is kind of stupid but I guess it's kind of funny too… enjoy.

Chapter 1 songs about sucking

Mr. Bacon was sitting in a cannon base when he heard a guitar intro. Then all the sudden, Jamie popped out guitar in hand singing, "You suck so badly! Yes! You suck so badly!" The pig jumped at the sound of the melodious voice to his feet umm, hoof things. "We meet again grasshopper, but this time I shall not fail to destroy you!" At this Jamie gave a big laugh. "This time my curly bottomed friend . . . I BROUGHT BACK UP!"