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Prologue
"So, are you scared?"
"I'm a Puckett we don't get scared, remember?"
"You're about to give birth though?"
"So?"
"It's going to be painful."
"Meh, nothing I can't handle."
"You sure? Cause when I had Freddie..."
"Uh! Don't wanna hear it! Those images were enough to scar me for life!"
"Don't be so pathetic."
"I'm not being pathetic. It was absolutely disgusting!"
"Have you thought about what you're going to name your daughters?"
"It's not a girl. The doctor said it was going to be a boy and a girl."
"No, it's a girl. Doctors can be wrong. They are most definitely girls."
"Oh yeah, how can you be so sure?"
"Because Freddie knows."
"Okay, maybe when we get to the hospital we should check you in to the phsyciatric ward because your clearly insane!"
"I'm perfectly sane thank you."
"Clearly not. Do you know why? Because two month old babies can't talk! And unless you can read minds I'm pretty sure you don't know what Freddie thinks."
"Look, it's like this. Whenever Freddie is around a guy he get's fussy, right? But around women he's better. And when we lay him over your stomach he becomes all peaceful and smiley. So, in conclusion, your soon to be born children are girls."
"Yup, it's official."
"What is?"
"Your INSANE!"
"Whatever. So what are you going to name your DAUGHTERS?"
"Once again it's a boy and a girl. I don't know. I was thinking Sam and Melanie."
"That works."
"So your accepting my kid's are a boy and a girl?"
"No, but Sam is a unisex name so it works."
"Ugh! Your really adamant that these kids are girls aren't ya?"
"Yes. I'm adamant it is because I know I'm right."
"I kinda like the name Samantha."
"So you accept I'm right?"
"No, but if you were to be right, then I think I'd go for Samantha and Melanie - Uh Oh."
"What?"
"Either my water just broke or I just peed myself..."
"Oh my..."
"Yeah, oh my. We need to get to the hospital NOW!"
"Pam we're on the bus, what exactly do you expect me to do?"
"I don't know! Something! Anything, before my contractions start. I'm a Puckett so compare mine to yours then times it by ten."
"IS ANYOEN ON THIS BUS A QUALIFIED DOCTOR OR NURSE?"
"Uh hello? Marrissa?"
"Yes Pam?"
"You!"
"Me what?"
"Your a qulified nurse!"
"Oh yes... You ready to give birth to your daughters Pam?"
"AGHHHHH!"
"I'll take that as a yes..."
******** Later that day, at the Hospital ********
"Told you you were having girls."
"Shut up."
"Aren't they cute? They have your blonde hair. And your eyes. I wonder how Freddie will like them?"
"Hopefully a lot their going to be spending a lot of time together."
"Awww, Fredward, Samantha and Melanie. Cute."
"UGh! It sounds so fruity it makes me wanna barf. Freddie, Sam and Melanie."
"Why Melanie? Why not just Mel?"
"Because Freddie and Sam sounds right. Mel on the other hand does not."
"Do you really think their gonna like each other?"
"Ehh. Only time will tell."