A/N: So, this idea came to me when I was assigned to write a children's book for my English class and then I couldn't get it to go away. I know it's completely lame but whatever(:
A is for Angels (all of whom are dicks).
B is for Bobby (whose saved my ass more times than Id like to admit).
C is for Castiel (my secret love).
D is for Detroit (where Sam said yes).
E is for Everything (couldn't think of anything else).
F is for Fighting (fighting keeps me strong).
G is for Gabriel (I swear Sam's secret love).
H is for Holy Water (best defense against demons).
I is for Impala (my baby, baby girl).
J is for Jensen (ya know, fake me).
K is for King ('cause I pulled the sword outa the stone…kind).
L is for Lisa (bless her kind hearted soul).
M is for Mary (my beautiful mom).
N is for Nothing (that's what I'd have without Sam).
O is for Opossum (pretty sure I ran over one the other day).
P is for Pie (obviously).
Q is for Quests (mine to save everyone).
R is for Revenge (that we achieved in '07).
S is for Sam (my reason for living).
T is for The Trickster (damn him ruining Dr. Sexy).
U is for Uriel (that dead son-of-a-bitch).
V is for Virgin (we all know who I'm talking about).
W is for Wendigo (back when it was all easier).
X is for Xenodocheionology ('Cause we all know how I love motels).
Y is for Yellow (the color of that dead bastard's eyes).
Z is for Zachariah (the worst archangel of them all).