Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't sue

Disclaimer: I don't own, you don't sue.

Notes: I had been thinking about writing a .hack fic for a while now, especially once I had finally unlocked that oh so amusing event after the end of the third G.U game. Now I've finally found the time.

Warnings: Shounen-ai amuses me, so it frequently appears in my drabbles. There probably will be smatterings of language and humor as well.

Beta-ed by the ever lovely DarkHybridChild.

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Challenge: Inspired by the line Lonely Wolf (or something like it) says after you save him. It's not a direct quote but you get the idea.

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"Man, why couldn't you have been a pretty girl." The other player sighed as he handed Haseo the items. The Adept Rogue's eye twitched, he could practically feel the amusement coming off in waves from his party members.

"You want to start something?" He demanded, ignoring Kuhn's protest of 'We just saved him from a PKer, wouldn't it be kind of counterproductive if you killed him.' The other player stared at him blankly for a second then warped off, not even bothering to give the Terror of Death a response.

"For what it's worth, I think Haseo would make a very pretty girl :)." Silabus stated, tilting his head to the side and smiling widely. Haseo's eye twitched again.

"That doesn't make me feel any better, Silabus." Haseo snarled, starting to walk away. He had decided it would be best to just leave this spot and pretend this never happened.

"You know, I think you're right. Haseo would make a very pretty girl." Kuhn snickered as he and Silabus slowly moved to follow their leader. Haseo could feel a headache coming on. It didn't seem like they were going to let this go anytime soon. He turned around, glaring balefully at the pair. He blinked as Silabus's smile grew wider and he winked at him in a playful manner.

Why did he have the sudden sinking feeling that the next thing to come out of Silabus's mouth would not be good for his sanity?

"But I think Haseo makes an even prettier boy ;)." It must be nice, Haseo thought, somewhat dazedly, to be so confident in one's own sexuality to make those remarks. Kuhn stopped in his tracks, staring at the Blade Brandier as he walked past, jaw gaping open.

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TBC

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Reviews would be loved. Requests will be written. Though, please note that I'm only familiar with the games.