So these are the moment's I'm having midnight writing fan fixo. PLEASE READ LOTS OF LOL AND OHMIGOD'S

that moment were you find making waffles at 12 amuses you

that moment where you realize you drool watching Sherlock

that moment where you keep sneezing and your like " get this stupid thing too turn off!

that moment when you realize you yanked out the cord to your alarm clock earlier that morning

that moment when you realize that's why you were late too school

that moment where you really don't care that you were late for school

THAT MOMENT WHERE YOU REALIZE YOU HAVE WAY TO MANY MOMENTS.

*giggle giggle*

John was going to kill him.

How was he supposed to know this would happen. He was so new to this. He and Irene had been adventuring all over the world. Tokyo had been a blast, literally. Vegas had been lucky, New York had been bright, Paris had been romantic. He guessed way too romantic cause two weeks after Irene had told her this in Athens:

" Sherlock I'm pregnant."

And then they had this conversation:

" Sherlock did you even Where a condom?" Irene asked.

" Why you were using birth control!" Sherlock said frustratingly.

"They were expired, teaches me to ever trust you with them,"

" Wait so your not joking? Your ... you have a fetus growing inside you?"

" Why cant you say pregnant? You know what say it Preg..."

" I'm not going to say it."

" Say it or I swear you'll never see me again"

Sherlock deleted the rest of it. Any way they ended up on a plane for London. Irene fell asleep but Sherlock was awake the entire time. In fact he'd been awake for the past couple days. He couldn't help but think of that child. He would be ...a ...father? What kind of sick joke was life playing on him? He hated kids.

Didn't he?

" What in bloody h*** do you mean your freaking pregnant?!" John yelled.

" Well John when a mummy and a daddy get together" Irene explained.

" Shut up Irene!" John yelled.

" Don't you yell at her!" Sherlock interrupted.

" Don't fight my battles, Sherlock.' Irene shot at him.

" Well maybe if you read expiration dates we wouldn't be in this mess!" Sherlock shot back.

" Not this again, your the one who gave me them you moron!"

" Well I thought you were moderately clever!"

" Well you aren't the one bloody pregnant!"

Silence.

Then the silence was interrupted by laughing from two men and The Woman.

" Sherlock , well I guess they can't call you the virgin." John said.

" No, no they can't," Sherlock admitted.

More chapters to come