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Long ago, there were two androids: android 17 and 18.

They were fierce and...EVIL! (Ok now it takes place in dbgt.)

There were two 17's, and they...FUSED!

And then they killed even more, such as trunks, krillin,

and EVEN shenron!! But then... 18 came along!

They fought and he took her energy!

Then another 18 came along, the first 18 couldn't get up,

then the other 18 fused with her!!!

Then it was an even battle, there was a cloud of smoke,

no one could see who won. Super 17 won!! Super 18 fainted. Goku gave her a senzu bean,

then she got back up and punched super 17,

he shot her with an energy blast. There was another cloud of smoke. Super 18 were almost dead. Vegeta came back!!!

He shot super 17 with an energy blast. There was another

cloud of smoke, and Vegeta made a scratch on super 17.

super 17 chucked Vegeta at goku, then Mr. popo body slammed super 17, then he was flat like a pancake, then guru,

fat buu, Mr. popo, and fat Gotenks ALL body slammed

super 17.he was like paper, after that he absorbed their

energy, then he was stronger, then he made a ball of energy around him and he shot it all around the world,

leaving just west city, then him and super 18 fought some more, there was one more cloud of smoke, and... Super 18 won!!! She beat super 17 but he just transformed back... super 18 gasped, she was surprised to see him still standing,

"how?... why aren't you dead yet?!" she said

"because, I'm the most powerful being in the world!"

Said super 17 "no, I am" said li shenron.

"I'm the oldest in the world" said master roshi.

"I'm the most evil!!!" said super 17.

"All of you, shut up!!!!" said Vegeta.

Vegeta fused with super 18 and became Vandroida 18!!!

Than it and super 17 fought for hours... Vandroida 18 almost killed super 17,

goku, gohan and Goten all surrounded vandroida18,

and gave him more power, enough to kill super 17.

"Wait. Evil or not, I can't kill my brother" said vandroida18. It hugged super 17, and super 17 shot it.

Vandroida18 just laughed. "What can I do to turn super 17 good?" it thought. "Hey! I got it! I'll just keep fighting super 17 until he unfuses, then I'll kill both 17s, then wish them back with the dragon balls, but wish them back good" it thought.

Then it did kill him, and collected six dragon balls,

but master roshi had the last one, and he stole the other 6 and made a wish that he was young again... vandroida18 killed master roshi by using big bang attack.

"MWA HA HA HA HA!" said vandroida18.

Had it turned evil? Yes it had. It killed kami with one punch. it flew to namik and then shot earth with big bang attack, and there was no earth anymore.

Then, it realized that there were no earth dragon balls,

but it knew that there were dragon balls in namik.

hours later, it found all of the namik dragon balls;

it made a wish that android 17 would be brought back to life evil, then he was, he was pure evil!

Then he and vandroida18 teamed up and killed even more!