I wrote this for Tim's birthday (the 19th) and forgot to upload it here OTL so a day later, here it is. Warning: slash


When Kon handed him the bright colored package, Tim wasn't expecting anything concrete. Something sweet, sure. Meaningful. Pretty. But he felt his words leave him as he peeked through the lid. For a moment he wondered how had he found that. Then he glanced up. Kon was smirking, and the rest of his family were surrounding them. While Damian wasn't interested in Tim's birthday or in anything that had to do with it, Dick seemed more enthusiastic about the gifts than Tim himself. And Bruce was side eyeing Kon.

And now Tim was in trouble. His family couldn't see it, but he couldn't get away without them seeing it. What in the world was his boyfriend thinking?

"Tim, are you ok?" Dick asked, concerned. "You look pale."

"It's alright." Tim answered, panicking for a moment.

Dick was moving closer. Now the others seemed more interested in his face than before. This wouldn't do. Kon's smirk made him want to punch his boyfriend in the face. With a kryptonite ring. Hard.

Before he noticed, Dick was next to him and took off the lid of the box. "What did you get?" he asked, all smiles and bright eyes. Then he froze. For a minute Tim forgot how to breathe.

"Ah, man, I can't believe this!" Everybody was staring at Dick now. "Socks? It's Tim's birthday and the only gift you can think of are socks? It's not even winter!" and huffing at Kon, he left to bring Tim his -and Damian's, though the younger boy would never accept that- gift. Nobody payed attention to the box anymore andTim started breathing again. Glancing at the contents of the box again he closed the lid again as soon as he could, elbowing Kon on the ribs on the process. A chuckle was the only reply he got.


"So Dick knew everything?"

"He is a good actor don't you think?" Kon replied smugly.

"Conner Kent. I can't believe you planned to get me lingerie with my brother."

Kon smiled unabashedly and pushed the box towards him. "It worked didn't it? Now, try it on! And anyways he didn't know what the gift would be, he only agreed to cover me because he thought your face would be hilarious."

"I'll kill him. Kon, can't you think things twice? Anybody could have seen it!" Tim opened the box again, taking a proper look at the contents for the first time. "Is that a garterbelt? Oh God you even put condoms." Tim felt himself blush as he lifted his head to glare at Kon. Then he finally grabbed the fabric and lifted it.

"Kon."

"Yeah?"

"This isn't my size. It's too big."

"Of course not," Kon said as he started removing his shirt. Tim's jaw fell open at the realization. "It's mine." And as he grabbed the fabric he bent down and kissed Tim. "Happy birthday."