Second Story on here! YAY!
This is such a SoKai story it should be in the books.
Sort of funny, just what I thought Sora's Last Name should be.
Disclaimer:
Sora: Little Miss Thalia Grace does not own anything!
Kairi: That's right!
Sora: who is Thalia Grace anyway?
Kairi: I dunno.
*Five Percy Jackson books later…*
Sora: So that's Thalia Grace!
Kairi: The description sort of reminded me of Xion.
Sora: How do you know Xion?
Kairi: I have my ways…
Sora: Okay… On with the story!
0.o
"Sora?"
A groan.
"Sora?"
Another groan.
"Soraaaaaa?"
Groan.
"SORA!"
"WHAT!"
"I was just wondering, what's your last name?"
"You had to wake me up for that Kairi?"
"Yep"
"…"
"So, what's your last name?"
"…"
"Sora"
"…"
"SORA WAKE UP YOU LAZY BUM!"
"I'm up! I'm up!"
"Good. So what's your last name?"
"What's your last name Kairi?"
"Soto"
"What's Riku's last name?"
"Hikari, and STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!"
"Geez. Are you PMSing?"
"SORA!"
"Okay, okay! Umm… I'd rather not say it."
"Why not?"
"…It's rather embarrassing"
"Please just tell me Sora. I won't laugh"
"Yes you will."
"No I won't."
"Will too."
"Will not."
"Will too."
"Sora?"
"Yes , Kairi?"
"JUST TELL ME YOUR LAST NAME GOD DAMMIT!"
"Okay fine. Nuss."
"What?"
"My last name Nuss."
*Laughing* "You got to be kidding me!" (A/N: If you don't get the joke, you should be slapped.)
"I AM NOT! AND I TOLD YOU YOU WOULD LAUGH!"
"Yeah, but how can you not laugh at that?"
"Shut up!"
"Yeah, yeah. Hmmmmm…."
"What are you thinking about?"
"Ummm…" *blushes*
"Well?"
"It's kind of private."
"Like my last name?"
"Touché."
"Sooo?"
*Grumbles something unintelligible."
"Hmmmmm? I can't hear you!"
*Grumbles something a little louder.*
"What? Still can't hear you!"
"I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW THE NAME KAIRI NUSS SOUNDED, OKAY!"
*silence*
"Kairi?"
"Yes?"
"Will you be my girlfriend?"
"Only if you be my boyfriend."
"Okay."
LA FIN!
I know it's short and kinda sucks but hey, Pretty good for a first timer.
~~~~ Little Miss Thalia Grace~~~~
