Christmas Songs LITERAL Part 2

by Mr Jay H. Creed

I've always wondered if it is possible to fit a story in the here. The Adventures of Little Pony and Johnny: One day Pony and Johnny had a fight. They got really angry at each other. Pony went home to complain to Soda. Johnny stole my knife! Stay tuned!

Feliz Navidad everyone! Thanks to a wonderful reviewer, my quest to understand that song is now over. I am very happy. Now, you will notice that this really has nothing to do with the Outsiders. (Shhhh. Don't tell anyone.) But I really have nowhere else to put this so here it is. PART 2 of the epic saga!

#1 Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer- Yes, yes, I know I already did Rudolph; however, I thought of another thing that bothers me about this song. You know how in the beginning where the guy is saying, "You know Dancer and Dasher and Prancer and Bob…"? Well if you know all these reindeer how come you don't know the supposedly "most famous" reindeer of all? I know this is kind of going on forever, but I have a grudge against this song because my radio station had Rudy on "repeat" all last year and now I want to kill something every time I hear it.

#2 Santa Claus Is Coming To Town- I don't know about you, but the idea of Santa watching me when I'm sleeping is kind of scary. Sometimes I just pretend to sleep so I can throw him off.

#3 Christmas Ain't Christmas- I've never actually heard this song, but don't we spend years trying to teach our kids that "ain't" ain't a word?

#4 Marshmallow World- Sang this in choir when I was little. Forgot about it. Found it on a list of Christmas songs. Brought back painful memories. (See #6) Listened to it on You Tube. Ears melted. WHY GOD?

#5 Here Comes Santa Claus- I really like this one. It makes me feel like doing Slovakian Folk Dancing and drinking milk.

#6 Silver Bells- Back when I was a young and innocent child, (Well, as innocent as I can be.) my choir teacher said that we could not sing Santy Claus's name in the song because she "didn't like him." Instead we had to sing "it's a Christmas big scene". I mean really! What does that even mean? Shortly after, I quit, never to be burdened with the joy of singing again.

#7 We Need A Little Christmas- Once again, Christmas is NOT little. It's vertically challenged.

#8 We Wish You The Merriest- This song annoys the Figgie pudding out of me.

#9 Santa Claus Is Watching You- Do we really need a complex that bad?

#10 The Man With All The Toys- Don't you hate it when the toy company's mock you?

There we go. The next ten are up. Have fun and remember me when the radio is on!