Disclaimer: I do not own the Vampire Diaries. It belongs to L.J. Smith.
Author's Note: I decided to do this short little bit for a Christmas special for the Vampire Diaries. It's not very good, but after basically the seventh thing, it's hard to find things from the Vampire Diaries to fit the role. So, please don't be mean about the last few because I did all the better I could.
Twelve Things That Bother Me During Christmas
Thing 1: One Brother is enough.
Thing 2: Two mutts? More than enough.
Thing 3: Three people in a love triangle too many.
Thing 4: Four people bothering me. Why must they?
Thing 5: Five major events that have happened? Help.
Thing 6: More than six tales on a Kitsune are way too many
Thing 7: Too bad I can't change into seven different birds.
Thing 8: Eight girls cause too much drama. Way too much drama
Thing 9: Dancing…old fashioned is my kind, not the new "hip" stuff.
Thing 10: Ten…what to say for ten. Ten things that I've messed up? There's more than ten.
Thing 11: Eleven reasons why I despise Stefan? Would that work? No? Too bad. I can't think of anything.
Thing 12: Twelve drummers would get on my nerves. How about twelve reasons to love Elena?