A Totally Random Thing

by Nomen

It's just something I wrote during a religion class 'cause I was bored. It isn't meant to offend anyone by being a totally stupid, Pottered up version of the Apostoles Creed. Warnings: Dark!Harry and utter lack of purpose and a decent idea...

Disclaimer: I don't own these guys... :( If I did... Well... Anyways... I think that's that. :D

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I renounce Dumbledore and all his works and all his ways

I believe in Voldemort
Our Lord almighty
Defender of our blood and Magic

And in Harry Potter
His only Heir
Who was concieved by James
And born of the mudblood Lily
Suffered as he was away from the Dark
But was rescued by our Lord and thus survived
Was sent to live with Muggles, a wizard's hell
And escaped on his eleventh birthday
He boarded the Hogward Express
And was sorted into Gryffindor, to be a snake in lion's clothing
From thence has spied for our cause
And he shall divide the ones true to Magic from the unworthy

I believe in Dark Magic
And in preserving our ancient blood
The Dark Lord and his Heir
The unforgiveable nature of mixing our magical blood
The resurrection of old traditions
And the everlasting power of Dark Magic