When Will She Get Her Bike Back¿
This will most likely be my only pokemon fanfic because pokemon sucks ass
One day in kanto after all the battling shit was over Ass I mean Ash was a champion of something I dont know what.Misty was resting under a tree ,which provided some shade, & started thinking.
"Ash never bought me a new fucking bike!"
So she started walking over to Asses I mean Ash's house, but then saw a kid on a bike & pushed the kid off got on & rode over to his house. When she got there she heard some noises.
"What the hell are all those fucking groaning noises¿"Misty thought.
She kicked the door down & saw the gay lovers Ass I mean ash, & Brock. They were....... No no I wont say to nasty dont want to think about anyway back to the fic.
"Misty it's not what it looks like"Ass said I mean Ash.
"Yeah what he said"Brock stupidly added.
"I dont care that u guys are gay well yes I do because thats just nasty, & besides I never liked you,"Misty said.
"Yes you did,"Ash said,"Heard you masterbauting to my picture,"
"No no I am a lesbian was masterbauting to Sora from digimon,"Misty said.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,"Brock & Ass dammit I did it again Ash said at the same time.
"I just came over here to tell you, you better buy me a new fucking bike before I kick your fat ass bitch!"Misty yelled.
"I'll never buy you a new bike!!!!!"Ass, dammit I will never get it right well that is his new name, & Brock said at the same time.
"Yes you will!"Misty yelled as she pulled out a shotgun & blasted Ass & Brock in the head(both of there heads).She robbed both of them & became very rich.Then she took the shotgun back out & killed all of there pokemon except Squirtle because he is cool.
THE END
Well that is it dont care if you like it or not.
Peace out dawg~~~~~Smokey
This will most likely be my only pokemon fanfic because pokemon sucks ass
One day in kanto after all the battling shit was over Ass I mean Ash was a champion of something I dont know what.Misty was resting under a tree ,which provided some shade, & started thinking.
"Ash never bought me a new fucking bike!"
So she started walking over to Asses I mean Ash's house, but then saw a kid on a bike & pushed the kid off got on & rode over to his house. When she got there she heard some noises.
"What the hell are all those fucking groaning noises¿"Misty thought.
She kicked the door down & saw the gay lovers Ass I mean ash, & Brock. They were....... No no I wont say to nasty dont want to think about anyway back to the fic.
"Misty it's not what it looks like"Ass said I mean Ash.
"Yeah what he said"Brock stupidly added.
"I dont care that u guys are gay well yes I do because thats just nasty, & besides I never liked you,"Misty said.
"Yes you did,"Ash said,"Heard you masterbauting to my picture,"
"No no I am a lesbian was masterbauting to Sora from digimon,"Misty said.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,"Brock & Ass dammit I did it again Ash said at the same time.
"I just came over here to tell you, you better buy me a new fucking bike before I kick your fat ass bitch!"Misty yelled.
"I'll never buy you a new bike!!!!!"Ass, dammit I will never get it right well that is his new name, & Brock said at the same time.
"Yes you will!"Misty yelled as she pulled out a shotgun & blasted Ass & Brock in the head(both of there heads).She robbed both of them & became very rich.Then she took the shotgun back out & killed all of there pokemon except Squirtle because he is cool.
THE END
Well that is it dont care if you like it or not.
Peace out dawg~~~~~Smokey