The Road To Love Never Did Run Smooth

Disclaimer: Nope sadly I don't own the WWF or any of the charcters in this fic, they belong to Vince McMahon and his WWFE Enterprise [if you're reading Vince please read and review ;)]!

Chapter 1- The New Guy

"Right if you just sign here Chris we'll done and dusted and ready to organise your debut for Smackdown! Next week." Said Vince Mcmahon.

"The thing is Vince I'm not sure in the whole being heel thing, do you really think it'll work?" said a cautious voice which belonged to Chris Jericho.

"If you want to be a title contender it's the only option. We already have Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Rock so two face characters already. A heel will make a fresh addition to the chase for the ultimate WWF gold."

"If you say so."

"Anyway The Rock is gonna be changed to heel at the next PPV so we'll change to to a face then, to even the balance. We've got a story all lined up involiving you, my..."

"Lita?!?!" Chris butted in.

"No, my daughter Stephanie and Tr..."

But he was cut off again. "Lita?!?!" boy did Chris seem eager to be placed in a storyline with Lita!

"No, Trish Stratus." Vince finally finished.

"I was kinda hoping that I would be working with Lita..." Chris trailed off.

Vince sighed. "Git a little crush there have we?"

"No!" Chris said as convincingly as he could, which wasn't very convincing. "I err...just had an idea for an angle, that's all."

"Well anyway she isn't well established enough yet to be involved with a big superstar like Y2J, and besides she's already got a whole partnership going on with the Hardy Boyz and remember you're gonna be against them in your first match." Vince explained.

"2 on 1, don't you think that a bit harsh Vince?" Chris said worriedly.

"No you'll be ok, you'll have a partner- Stone Cold."

"Austin? But I thought he was gonna be my enemie?" Chris asked puzzled.

"You will, Chris, oh that you will! You're gonna screw him over, ingfact your gonna screw all 4 ofm 'em!" Vince said excitedly.

"I only count 3 Vince, Matt, Jeff and The Rattlesnake."

"Lita will be there."

"But I don't wanna hurt her!"

"Just improvise Chris, it isn't real they won't get hurt, just hit them all with a steel chair. Afterall it's only fair, she'll be giving you a low blow early on in the match."

"Ok well I guess this is it then." And with that he signed the contract, shook Vince's hand and left to explore the arena. He wasn't going to be making an appearance at RAW IS WAR that night but he had to stick around and introduce himself. And anyway, he wanted to, you never know he might bump into Lita!

And there you go, Chapter 1 done! Please read and review! Sorry about the paragraphs going all weird I dunno what happened, hopefully it'll be sorted for the next chapter. Please add me to your msn lil_dreema@hotmail.com and aim Static y2j

Chapter 2= soon! Leave your e-mail and I'll contact you when it's up!