Interview With A...Well, Let's Just Say It's NOT A Vampire
By Miyuki Inakamono
Author's Notes: If you liked "The Fishing Pole," you'll love this one! And if you haven't read it, read it!
Miyuki: LOOKIE AT ME!! LOOKIT! I get to interview an inanimate object!!! *claps* Alwight! Everybody, let's welcome.... KASA!!!
Kasa: *walks..er...floats out onto the stage* Greetings!
Miyuki: Greetings, Kasa! Sit down, sit down.
Kasa: *floats over a chair* Feels good to be here!
Miyuki: So, Kasa. How's life treating you?
Kasa: Well, you know, it feels good to be Chichiri's kasa. Lotsa use you know. That, and I know all about the secret life of Chichiri. But first, I have to say one thing.
Miyuki: What's that?
Kasa: That fishing pole is messed up.
Miyuki: Really?
Kasa: Really. Now, let me tell you about Chichiri.
Miyuki: Oh, but we know all about Chichiri-
Kasa: *inturrupting* Then how does he keep his hair like that?
Miyuki: *thinks(GASP)* Hm... That's a good question!
Kasa: Well, me being on Chichiri's head, I know a lot about this. It's like this: The hair is a wig. A rubber one at that.
Miyuki: *GASP* Naw!
Kasa: *bobs up and down* Yes, it's true. There was an accident...with Tasuki's fan... See, they had been friends long before the taping of Fushigi Yuugi. Well... Tasuki got mad, as usual... And Chichiri lost all of his hair. It used to be short and brown, really. But, see, his hair would never grow back... So he decided to try a new look. I mean, does that hair really go with his brown eyes? Of course not! So, that explains that.
Miyuki: You woulda never guessed that was the true story... I always thought he was just like Trowa and used a lot of hair gel...
Kasa: No, Trowa's genuine. He's a good fellow, really. I was blessed with the honor of being his kasa for a while. Backstage. That boy kept some pretty weird stuff though...
Miyuki: So you were used when Chichiri got you?
Kasa: I was used when Trowa got me! Chick, I've been around the block many times. I belonged to Ashitaka for a little while, but was lost in Iron Town. Some girl who was, like, Masami's aunt twice removed gave me to her and I stayed in her room for a while until Gawl threw me out. Then I was picked up by Kamui, who donated it to his friend Fuma's shrine. But when it was raided, I was tossed into a dump, picked up by a seagull, and carried all the way to America where Mai and Rally picked me up. Put me for sale in their shop, and the next thing I knew, I was Trowa's.
Miyuki: So, how did you get to Chichiri?
Kasa: Well, Trowa eventually gave me to his friend Quatre. Quatre's good friends with Chiriko, and gave it to him as a gift. He already had a kasa. Well, Chiriko didn't really want it, so he just gave it
to Chichiri.
Miyuki: Wow...
Kasa: You're telling me.
Miyuki: Got any other good stories?
Kasa: Well, none that I care to share.
Miyuki: *looks disapointed* Oh...
Kasa: Don't be depressed. Hey, wanna go throw stuff in me?
Miyuki: *perma-grin* YAY!! *grabs Kasa and runs offstage*
...WAI.
By Miyuki Inakamono
Author's Notes: If you liked "The Fishing Pole," you'll love this one! And if you haven't read it, read it!
Miyuki: LOOKIE AT ME!! LOOKIT! I get to interview an inanimate object!!! *claps* Alwight! Everybody, let's welcome.... KASA!!!
Kasa: *walks..er...floats out onto the stage* Greetings!
Miyuki: Greetings, Kasa! Sit down, sit down.
Kasa: *floats over a chair* Feels good to be here!
Miyuki: So, Kasa. How's life treating you?
Kasa: Well, you know, it feels good to be Chichiri's kasa. Lotsa use you know. That, and I know all about the secret life of Chichiri. But first, I have to say one thing.
Miyuki: What's that?
Kasa: That fishing pole is messed up.
Miyuki: Really?
Kasa: Really. Now, let me tell you about Chichiri.
Miyuki: Oh, but we know all about Chichiri-
Kasa: *inturrupting* Then how does he keep his hair like that?
Miyuki: *thinks(GASP)* Hm... That's a good question!
Kasa: Well, me being on Chichiri's head, I know a lot about this. It's like this: The hair is a wig. A rubber one at that.
Miyuki: *GASP* Naw!
Kasa: *bobs up and down* Yes, it's true. There was an accident...with Tasuki's fan... See, they had been friends long before the taping of Fushigi Yuugi. Well... Tasuki got mad, as usual... And Chichiri lost all of his hair. It used to be short and brown, really. But, see, his hair would never grow back... So he decided to try a new look. I mean, does that hair really go with his brown eyes? Of course not! So, that explains that.
Miyuki: You woulda never guessed that was the true story... I always thought he was just like Trowa and used a lot of hair gel...
Kasa: No, Trowa's genuine. He's a good fellow, really. I was blessed with the honor of being his kasa for a while. Backstage. That boy kept some pretty weird stuff though...
Miyuki: So you were used when Chichiri got you?
Kasa: I was used when Trowa got me! Chick, I've been around the block many times. I belonged to Ashitaka for a little while, but was lost in Iron Town. Some girl who was, like, Masami's aunt twice removed gave me to her and I stayed in her room for a while until Gawl threw me out. Then I was picked up by Kamui, who donated it to his friend Fuma's shrine. But when it was raided, I was tossed into a dump, picked up by a seagull, and carried all the way to America where Mai and Rally picked me up. Put me for sale in their shop, and the next thing I knew, I was Trowa's.
Miyuki: So, how did you get to Chichiri?
Kasa: Well, Trowa eventually gave me to his friend Quatre. Quatre's good friends with Chiriko, and gave it to him as a gift. He already had a kasa. Well, Chiriko didn't really want it, so he just gave it
to Chichiri.
Miyuki: Wow...
Kasa: You're telling me.
Miyuki: Got any other good stories?
Kasa: Well, none that I care to share.
Miyuki: *looks disapointed* Oh...
Kasa: Don't be depressed. Hey, wanna go throw stuff in me?
Miyuki: *perma-grin* YAY!! *grabs Kasa and runs offstage*
...WAI.