By Elf From Space
Warm. So nice and warm... Filia simply did not want to get up this morning. She hoped Lina wouldn't get
impatient and send Amelia to wake her up. Just a few more minutes... Why was she so tired this morning? She tried to think back to what she had
done the day before, but instead her mind kept returning to her dream. It's
getting worse. That one was so vivid I can almost feel him beside me still. She
tried to roll over and go back to sleep in the hopes that the dream would
return, but she found her movement strangely restricted. Something was wrapped
around her. That feels almost like an arm. She sighed as she opened her eyes to
dislodge whatever blankets had become tangled around her. Now I'm seeing things!
She blinked again to clear her eyes, but no matter how hard she stared at the
arm it would not disappear. Cautiously she looked to the side to see if there
was anything attached to the arm. "EEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!!! XELLOSSSSSS!!!!!!!" she
yelled. He was watching her with an amused look, his head propped on his other
arm. "So Filia-chan, you've decided to wake up. I was afraid you'd sleep all day
after our... activities last night." Xelloss smiled his annoyingly cute little
smile. "It... it wasn't a dream?" Filia gasped weakly. "Tsk, tsk. You've been dreaming about me and you never told me? Well this one
was very real." "I'm married to a MAZOKU!?!?!?!" Filia yelled. Then she fainted back into the
violet sheets. "Yare, yare!" Xelloss sighed. He snuggled back in to wait for her to wake up
again.
Xelloss/Filia: WHAT?!?! KIDS!?!?!?!
Xel: Yuck! Don't you think you've
tortured me enough already? Some parts in that last story were horribly
mushy.
Fi: Kids?... I've always kind of wanted children... (cringes) But NOT
with that NAMAGOMI!!!!!
Xel: Oh? With whom then? We're married now. You are
Mine!
Fi: ..... (dirty look) I'll adopt! I hope little Valteria hatches
soon!!
Xel: Ugg. I'd almost forgotten about him. Don't tell me you still plan
to raise him!
Fi: Of course I do! I'm willing to take responsibility. Unlike
someone I know. It's better than mixing my noble Dragon blood with that of a
Mazoku!
Xel (indignantly): I doubt you have to worry about that. I don't
think we're compatible that way anyway. ... In spite of all the fun we had last
night. I never knew you could do such things with your tail! (smiles
suggestively)
Fi: HENTAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (grabs mace-sama)
Xel: I thought
you wanted me to be more honest!
Fi: There are some things that simply
shouldn't be said! (chibi Fi chases chibi Xel)
Elf: STOP IT! (They look at
the annoyed Space Elf) You two are SO impossible! I tried to write a SHORT fic
to get you together. But you argued so much it took 30 pages before you behaved
long enough for the wedding! Just you watch! I'll get even! I'll MAKE you
compatible!
Xel: Oh really? How?
Elf: (evil mazoku smile): Just wait.
Zelas and I have a few ideas.
Xel: (very pale): Zelas-sama? (shudders)
Filia-chan, I think we're in trouble.
Fi: (also pale): Just this once I'm
inclined to agree with you.