Reasons
A/N: Ron's smart side is his cnscience, and his stupid side is basically himself.
I had to write this for some sstupid reason. I'll tell tou when I remember.
Disclaimer: As ya'll all probably know I do not own Harry Potter.
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Ron was having a very heated conversation with himself in his head that was covered with adorable red hair.
You see, the smart side (if it is even possible for Ron to have one) of himself was telling Ron that he totally digged Hermione, and of course the stupid side of Ron insisted that he didn't.
The intelligent side of him seeing that he wouldn't get Ron to listen, stated, "I'll make a deal with you, if I can name ten reasons that prove you love Hermione, you have to sing 'Do You Love Me' to Hermione in the Great Hall on top of the Gryffindor table in front of everybody tomorrow. And if I can't come up with ten reasons then I will shut up about Hermione and any other girl you happen to have a crush on."
Ron's stupid side thought about this for a second, this, this deal. Being the stupid side he did not see how much was at stake for his reputation, so he nonchantly said, "Fine."
"Okay, good.
1. You argue with her about non-sensible things.
2. You deny your undying love for her.
3. You were angry when she went with Viktor Krum for the Yule Ball, and it was not just becausse she didn't tell you who she was going with.
4. You secretly think she is smokin' hot."
Ron surprised, "How'd you know that?" Then, Ronn realizing what he said, added, "Not that I do or anything."
"How would I know???" Sarcasm reeked from Ron's intellect side. "I'm your conscience, doughbrain! Anyways,
5. You stare at her for long periods of time.
6. You blush everytime she gives you a hug. Lemme tell you, bro, the blush don't help your appearence at all."
Did his conscience just call him bro?, Ron thought.
"Yes, I did." Ron's conscience obivious to the fact that him saying 'bro' just did NOT work out. Ron just shook his head in silent shame.
" Continuing on,
7. You' ve never shown any real intrest in any other girl besides Hermione."
Ron interrupting again, "What about Lavender?"
"I think weall now that was more physical, and partly because you wanted to show Ginny that you did snog people. Then there is that possibility that you were trying to make Hermione jealous.
8. You defend her every time Malfoy insults her parentage."
Ron thinking he really needed to say this, said, "But any friend does thst for another friend, and it would not be called affection."
"True, but this proves all the other points more.
9. Did I mention that you hate Viktor's, I mean Vicky's guts, except when he is playing Quidditch?
10. Right now, you' re thinking that all the other points I said make sense."
Ron turned beet red for it was true. Then he felt really dumb. He just lost a bet with...himself.