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"Neville Longbottom." McGonagall said, telling him to go to the sorting hat.
I was trying not to say 'Bottom' like the inappropriate git we are known for.
"GRYFFINDOR!" Yelled the hat. The Gryffindor's were clapping and cheering.
"Draco Malfoy"
I hated the look of him, he reminded me of Mr Ramsbottom. Heh. Bottom.
"SLYTHERIN!" Obviously, he moved down to the thundering table with a swagger.
"Dave Minion." She called out.
That's me! I moved my way through the crowds but since i was very small, i couldn't get there.
"DAVE MINION!" She yelled again.
I finally got out and when everyone saw me, they laughed.
Yes I look ridiculous, I have yellow skin, one great big eye, robes a little too big and too short hair. All in all, I am a minion.
But i am the only one that is magic so i simply yelled...
"SHUT UP BUB-BOY!"
They did so.
I got sorted but since I was so small, I could not reach the stool, so they put the hat on my head and he was very curious to what I have... Never mind, so he yelled,
"GRYFFINDOR!"
I laughed manically, got my fart gun out, and immedently "BBOOOOMMM!"
Did you think I was going there to just learn magic? YOU THOUGHT WRONG! I learnt loads of spells and did...
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!" a huge hammer came out of my wand and wacked the Slytherins.
That evening was fun. But I wanted even more fun so I said the code word.
"Butt."
Ok, I will have to end this here but what happens is that all the other minions come in and did numerous things. When we finished. We were tired from tying up the teachers and students so we ate.