The Queen of Bubble Wrap
The queen was plotting a plot. An evil plot at that. Everything around would rot, even Ron's pet rat. Which queen is this you ask? I am glad to tell. It is the queen of bubble wrap. She curses things to hell. Wrapped up in her bubble wrap, the queen wears to protect, herself because her bones will snap, she has a strange defect. Her name not dared be spoken, oh what the hell it's Ange, currently her arm is broken, it's wrapped up in a bandage! The plot she was plotting, was to kill that trouble child, that was botching up HER botching, he frankly drove her wild. The child to die was Harry P., the famous one you know, but he had a been a smart cookie, and told her off to go. She cried and cried and cried some more, he always got away, she started to pout and hit the floor, her fourth breakage of the day! Sniveling at the storyteller, she stuck out her tongue, her nose was worty and teeth were yeller, she wishes she was young!
By: Warren Becker