Hiya peoples! Hope you enjoy this, well, weird fanfiction.
I DO NOT OWN BLEACH OR ANY CHARACTERS. IT ALL BELONGS TO TITE KUBO.
I do own Kiyoraka and Krysta owns Kamikaze. Oh and there are probably mistakes so just kinda ignore them...
Kamikaze looked up at the cealing. She began to think about the great Lord Aizen, that jackass totally mocked her infront of all the espada, then ate her cookie. She thought about revenge, how that jackass was going to pay. She saw a plastic bottle in the corner of her residence, it said'Glitter Paint'. She was going to give aizen's palace thingy a makeover.
Kamikaze picked up the Glitter Paint and accidently sprayed herself. "Fuck me up the ass with a broomstick!" she screamed. Then, she had the best idea ever. The Divine Wind girl smirked at her idea and ran out of her small white room. She Sonidoed down the vacant corriders and stopped at a room with a giant '4' painted in black on the door.
Kiyoraka, another Fraccion of one of the espada, was walking down a corridor where she saw one of the newly recruited espada...and she was painting the 4th espada's door? Kiyoraka couldn't help but notice that she was the same glittery color of the door. "Kami-sama!" The espada looked at Kiyo with a mischevious smirk. 'What the hell?' was running through the fraccion's mind...
Kamikaze glanced at the short, pink haired Fraccion. She smiled then continued to paint a glittery penis on the 4th Espada's door. Kiyoraka stood in shock at what the new 3rd Espada was doing. "Hiya Kiyo-chan!" Kamikaze called. Kiyoraka shook her head and replied with a loud "What the hell?" Kamikaze hugged the shorter girl in a bone crushing embrace before spraying glitter in her hair. "Wanna go fuck shit up?" the purple *cuz Krysta is awesome lol* haired Espada asked with a hint of excitement in her voice.
Kiyo looked at her then giggled "Lets fuck away! Wait that sounded wrong...oh well." Kiyoraka seemed to take a liking to her newly glittered hair. While it was still wet she put it into a mohawk. Kamikaze looked at the fraccion. An idea ran through her mind. ' I say we paint the whole palace with this shit.'
"To the human world!" Kamikaze called. Kiyo looked at her like she was crazy. "Why to the human world?" she asked while attempting to keep her mohawk straight. "That's where I got this glittery shit," she answered. Kiyo shrugged her shoulders. That's when Grimmjow appeared. "Grimm-Kitty-Hotness-sama!" Kiyo shouted. Kiyo, being Grimmjow's Fraccion, grabbed the glitter paint and sprayed a surprised Grimmjow from head-to-toe. "White girls can jump..." Kamikaze mumbled. Grimmjow's eye visibly twitched. Kiyo giggled at her sparkly master.
"Hmmmm, the human world, to get more glitter' It played through her mind. Kiyo's master -whom she had just painted with glitter-was still twitching. Kiyo dismissed it though. For she was going to go fuck some shit up with The Great Kamikaze! Kamikaze then kicked Grimmjow down the corridor and screamed "Oops! My foot slipped" Kiyo was staring in awe for a moment, then her hand was grabed in a bone breaking grip, and she was dragged down the corridors, so they could go to the world of the living, come back, then fuck shit up.
Ulquiorra was walking past them. Kamikaze made an 'Oh shit' look with her face then opened a Garganta. She literally threw Kiyo down into it before jumping in herself. Ulquiorra had a blank expression at the action of the higher ranked Espada and the bubbly Fraccion. He then looked at his door. Hell on Earth bitches. Hell on fucking Earth. Meanwhile, in the Garganta, Kiyo was doing army rolls on the reishi. Kamikaze was playing with her hair. "Didn't we just pass that black spot?" Kiyo asked. "This whole thing is black dumbass..." Kamikaze muttered.
Kiyo looked at Kamikaze in admiration. "I think i'm color blind! It all looks blue n purplish" Kiyo began speaking gibberish till the older espada told her that the had arrived. "Thank freaking god!" Kamikaze had yelled once they were looking down at Karakura town. "For what?" Kiyo stupidly asked. Kamikaze looked at her with her yellow eyes and mumbled something Kiyo couldn't catch. "To get the glitter!" Kiyo randomly announced.
Kiyo Sonidoed right in the middle of the highway. A car was coming in her direction. The pink haired, mohawked Fraccion smiled and asked the moving piece of metal, "Hi, what's your name?" That's when Kamikaze pulled her out of the way. "We may be sisters, but the hell are we even related?" Kamikaze asked. "Uhm... cuz we both think Grimm-Kitty-Hotness-sama is hot...?" Kamikaze sighed. "What am I going to do with you Kiyo?" she asked no one in particular. "We, as in you and me, are going to buy glittery shit!" Kiyo cheered. Kamikaze laughed. Kiyo, to show her happiness, started firing hot pink Ceros into the air, hitting a plane and birds.
Kiyo was in pure bliss for a couple of moments. Then she saw teenage boy with a head of orange hair and deemed it worthy of being cute.(A.N... idk if you can tell but this is Ichigo Kurosaki LOL) Kamikaze didn't even notice when her half retarded sister made her way towards the carrot topped boy and hugged him. Kamikaze was about to ask Kiyo if she would rather steal the red glue, or blue, but looked in total shock when she saw the pink haired wonder hugging the enemy. " HEY! DON'T HUG THE ENEMY YOU JACKASS!" Kiyo let go of the 'enemy' and walked back to her sister, leaving the orange haired boy in a daze.
"What the fuck was that for bitch?" he yelled. Kamikaze snapped. She kicked the boy in the knee, breaking it, then slammed his face in the ground. "Do NOT call my sister a bitch!" she yelled. Kiyo gave her sister a black Sharpie and wrote on the teen's forehead: I AM A CHODE LICKER. She drew a Hitler mustache on him and then Kiyo handed the purple haired Espada neon green spraypaint. Kamikaze painted the 'enemy's' hair and he actually looked like a Nazified carrot headed chode licker.
Kiyo cheered for her highly ranked espada sister person..."Blue or red." Kiyo looked at the 3rd espada and assumed she was talking about the glitter, which would be used for revenge. "Both" Kiyo smashed the window with her fist and took both bottles of glittery shit, handing the red to her sister. "Time for fucking shit up!" Kamikaze cheered.
"Hell yush!" Kiyo agreed. Just in case, Kamikaze stole neon green paint and some fucked up sex toys. "What're those for?" Kiyo asked. Kamikaze patted her pink mohawk. "In due time Kiyo. In due time." With that, Kamikaze opened a Garganta and Kiyo skipped inside, with her sister following.
Kiyo knew her sister was watching her as she skipped, and to make her sister seem proud of her, she attempted to jump and do a back tuck but tripped on air. Kamikaze sighed at her action and dragged the 6th espada's fraccion by her gi. After what seemed like forever they made it back to Aizen's boring white palace thingy. Well, it wasn't going to be white for much longer atleast.
Kamikaze shook the neon green paint and chucked it down the hall. It exploded on impact. The entire corrider was green now. "Let the games begin," Kamikaze purred. "Don't you mean let the fucking of the shit up begin?" Kiyo asked. Kamikaze slapped the back of her head and chucked a red can of paint down a different corridor, making it explode. "We're going to need help," Kamikaze pointed out. Kiyo nodded from her feetle position.
Kiyo picked herself up and walked down the green corridor and turned south, that was where Lilynette's residence was. Kamikaze made her way down the red corridor, that was where the cookie stealing bitch's room was, ofcourse, she was going to mess it up. But not yet. Mean while, Kiyo shot a cero at the fraccion's door, it burnt down. Kiyo walked into the room and demanded that Lilynette take a plastic bottle of goobery glitter shit, and spray it on anything white. The two fraccion's began to to do their job.
Yeah, me and Krys were on chat and I explained to her what roleplay was, so we kinda just started writing paragraphs. I wrote the first and all the odd numbered paragraphs and Krysta started the second and all the even numbered paragraphs. So I own half of this story and Krysta owns the other half. LOL
R&R plz!