Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN! Anything, not even myself.

Soul Caliber. Two.

It all started with the "movie incident," at least we will call it that for now. Matt, in his action-packed mind, wanted to get I Am Legend, while Mel wanted Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, why we will never know.

"Put it back. Now."

"But, I—"

"Put it back! We've watched that four times in the past three weeks! Fuck Charlie! Fuck Willy Wonka! And fuck those fucking squirrels! …and their nuts!"

"But, I don't wanna watch a scary movie, Matty! You know what those do to me!"

"…Yeah. That's the point! Plus, I wanna see how much it sucks."

Matt sighed. "Okay. There's only one way to solve this."

"…Mud fight…?" Mello responded instantly, facial expression caught somewhere between slight apprehension and the smallest tinge of excitement.

"Wha--!?" Matt paused, mouth slack as he thought about it for a moment, before he shook his head decisively, "No, Mel." He calmly plucked the DVD case from Mello's hands and set both movies back on the shelf before turning and heading in the direction of the video games.

Mello trailed along curiously. "God, Matt, not Halo again, I'd just run around in circles shooting myself in the leg 'n' then you'd boomstick me!"

"No, ya pissant." Matt whirled with a flourish, shoving a game case violently into Mello's face. "Voila! Soul Caliber. II."

Mello squeaked, snatching the case and staring at it greedily. "But… what's wrong with our copy?"

"You broke it. Remember? Something about 'I thought you said you wanted to dance, you manipulative bastard! You ensorcelled me with romance, you over-gelled manwhore!' To which I replied, 'Yunsung does not gel, you ignorant n00b, it's a combination of the wind, his kick-arse glowing sword, and him just being awesome. …And Raphael wears tights! Ha!' …Which then led to you taking it out of the Xbox and shoving it down the disposal."

"Oh. Right."

"So, then. Shall we…?" Matt grinned, quirking his eyebrows.

Mello smirked, tossing a wad of cash in the redhead's direction. "Let us dance."

"Alright. Let's do this."

"ARUGH! OK! Best 16 out of 30!"

"Ok, Mel, but if I win again, I not only get my movie…" Matt leaned over and whispered the rest in Mello's ear.

Mello's eyes went wide, his cheeks going the color of Matt's/Yunsung's hair as Matt smirked. He swallowed, before quickly unpausing the game and button-smashing furiously.

"Oi!"

Author's Notoe: sooooo yeah first things first, I like the Soul Caliber, it is le good, and the fact that Yunsung and Raphael at totally Matt and Mello makes it even better. So yeah, crazy… pie.