ºoº Harry Potter Goes to Walt Disney World ºoº

by Kram Nebuer

Finally Chapter 32! Harry Potter is visiting one of the Happiest Places on Earth (Disneyland was the first) and the fun continues when he learns that he's not the only Hogwarts student visiting. Back at Hogwarts, Dumbledore has trouble as well! ºoº

1. Different Dursleys

Harry Goes to Disney World!

Disclaimer: I am in no way affiliated with JK Rowling, Warner Brothers, etc. whoever has the rights to Harry Potter and the Disney Company. This is pure fiction and is not intended to be used to gain any profit or anything and all that hullabaloo.

Chapter One: Different Dursleys

It was the summer holiday after Harry's 4th year at Hogwarts. After the nightmare of the Weasleys' visit, the Dursleys didn't know what to expect. They were now truly terrified of Harry's friends (especially Sirius). Uncle Vernon was and always will be angry with Harry, but Aunt Petunia decided to lighten up. Over the last semester, Dudley had been sent to Mrs. Piggywink's School for the Obese in London and now he was almost as thin as Aunt Petunia was. He was also extremely hungry. But, Mrs. Piggywink had taught him to eat right, exercise, and self-control. Dudley was a changed boy. He did have the occasional sugar cakes and sweets, but has learned to keep to a healthy diet. Uncle Vernon had paid oodles of money for that school and Aunt Petunia had tried to convince Mrs. Piggywink to enroll her husband.

Anyway, Dudley is thin, Aunt Petunia is a bit kinder, and Uncle Vernon is still a raging volcano, but tries to stay dormant. Harry is actually a bit happier to stay with the Dursleys, but still loathes them.

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The 22nd day of summer, Uncle Vernon returned home with a big smile on his face. A big construction company had ordered millions of drills for their moon colonization project and Uncle Vernon had received oodles and oodles of money. What better way to spend so much money than on holiday? So the Dursleys and Harry went to America to visit the world famous Disney World. Harry had heard about this land and now that he was a wizard, wasn't too excited in visiting this so-called "magic" place. He decided to go, because he knew Hermione would give him a lecture at how fascinating it would be to visit Muggle holiday spots. Harry sent a note through Hedwig to Hermione's and Ron's and Sirius's to tell them he was going to be gone for a few weeks. This is what they said.

I won't be home for a couple of weeks because we're going on holiday and I'm invited. Uncle Vernon had made reservations at Disney World in the United States and is only taking me along so I don't blow the house up if I stay. I know it will be awfully boring since they don't use real magic. A bit of other news: Dudley is thin! Aunt Petunia sent him to Mrs. Piggywink's school for the Obese and now he's skinny and is unrecognizable.

Aunt Petunia said she'll drop me off at the Leaky Cauldron Tavern (I think that's right) when she brings Dudley and Uncle Vernon back to Piggywink's. I'll be in Diagon Alley the week before start of term. Hagrid had sent a letter last week telling me he'd be there too and is rooming at the Leaky Cauldron as well. Hope to see you there.

-Harry

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