Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.
A/N: SPOONING LEADS TO FORKING ಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠಠ_ಠ...ಠ_ಠ
I luves me some OOC Harribel...srsly...
Orihime Inoue wasn't sure how much longer she could take the loneliness, being stuck in this cramped little cell. She didn't know whether it was morning or evening; the moon was always hovering high in the dark skies of Hueco Mundo. She kept herself somewhat occupied by tracing circles in the air with her index finger, but she soon lost interest. There was nothing to do until Ichigo finally came to rescue her.
'I wonder if Ulquiorra is going to visit me again today...'
Suddenly, the cell door swung wide open, and Orihime immediately jumped to her feet. It was Harribel, the lone female of the Espada. Orihime plopped back down on the edge of the bed and sighed. She had been hoping it would be Ulquiorra. He was the only one who was actually willing to listen to her problems, even if he didn't actually care in the slightest about her. Harribel, though, was a total mystery to her.
"...You are the one Aizen-sama is so interested in?" Harribel suddenly inquired; she narrowed her eyes accusingly in Orihime's direction.
Gulping, Orihime nodded her head slowly. "Y-Yes! I...I am her!!" She didn't really know what kind of tone she should speak in to keep this deadly woman from blowing up in her face. She figured she at least had to talk formally.
"Well then, that's-" Harribel took a step forward, and her foot suddenly became caught against an uneven floor tile. Before the blonde woman knew what was happening, she had begun to fall face-first towards the ground. Orihime's mouth fell agape with surprise. Harribel let out a shriek just before she came in contact with the floor.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
Never in her entire life had Orihime expected to hear a full-grown woman cry out something so ridiculously cute as 'kyaa'. Especially not from a woman who happened to be one of the most dangerous beings in existence. As Harribel slowly began to push herself back up, Orihime couldn't help but begin to giggle to herself. It was just too adorable.
"W-WHAT'S SO FUNNY...?!!" Harribel snapped in an uncharacteristically furious manner. Her tanned cheeks were glowing bright red with embarrassment over that little trip of hers. She was beginning to contemplate killing the girl here and now so that no one will ever find out about this. Orihime wiped a tear from her eye as she tried to explain her reasons for laughing.
"It's just," Orihime tried to speak between chuckles, "It's just...you're so c-cute...crying 'kyaa' and everything...hee hee hee...it's so adorable!!!"
Harribel crossed her arms in a defiant manner and glanced nervously to the right. "Don't...don't say such stupid things, you annoying bitch...it's really embarrassing...I didn't MEAN to trip..." she mumbled under her breath.
"Aww! And you're tsundere, too!!! SO KAWAII~"
"S-SHUT UP...!!!"
This was the first, and last, time Harribel ever visited Orihime's cell...