Okay so I read this really good style fan fiction with almost the same plot and the author just stopped writing it back in 2007! I really liked it and wanted it finished. So since the author no longer goes on presumably I decided to take the original storyline, change it and make it my own. Please don't report me! I take no credit for this idea.

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Fatass is such a retard! He convinced us it would be an awesome idea to break into this Wicca magic store thing that just moved to town. We are so going to get caught! At least the dumb asses that opened the place did not set up a damn security system, and it took Kenny like 2 seconds to pick the lock. But still this is creepy!

"Hey guys check it out" Cartman shouted from the back side of the store.

I groaned and followed his voice to the storage room. "What fatass?"

"Ay! I am not fat you stupid Jew" he puffed "just check this out" he said as Stan and Kenny made their way into the room. He pointed to a cupboard of vials filled with glowing green liquids.

Stan squinted "the hell" he walked towards the cabinet and pulled out a vial. "A complete transformation" he read pulling off a piece of paper stuck to it "pour all contents into the mouth area to receive results. Huh does not say much."

I chuckled "wow, that's weird. I wonder how they made it glow."

Cartman swiped the vial from Stan "Ay! Kahl I bet you could use this!"

Before I got the chance to protest he grabbed my face, forcing my mouth open and poured the green contents into my mouth. It was very sweet. I coughed as I swallowed.

When my coughing calmed I felt weird. I started to feel tipsy. When I opened my eyes I saw my friends eyes wide and mouths wide open.

"Kyle are you okay? What is going on" he asked rushing over to me supporting my shoulders. He slowly backed away. "Oh my god" the all said in unison.

I felt better instantly. I blinked and rubbed my eyes, I looked to my friends, they looked terrified. "What's wro-" I stopped talking when I noticed my voice was unusually high pitched. "What is wrong with my voice" I shouted.

My friends were silent

I looked down and saw my red hair had grown long and had become straight not only that I had boobs! And they were not just small either! I screamed.

Stan finally spoke "Oh my god Kyle! You are a chick! A hot chick!"

Kenny is smiling widely "Dude! You have tits! Can I touch them?"

I scream again "No! What is going on!"

Cartman is now laughing his ass off. "Oh my god this is awesome you guys!"

"No it is not fatass! Give me that mirror" I shout pointing to the hand held mirror on the shelf. Stan hands it to me hesitantly.

I look into the small mirror. Stan clamps his hand over my new perky lips to silence my scream. I am hot! My green eyes are sparkling framed by thick black lashes, I have flawless porcelain skin and high cheek bones. I was completely different. Although I could see in some ways it was still me.

I put the mirror down quickly and pull Stan's hand off my mouth. I look at my hands. My nails are long and have a just manicured shine.

"Holy crap" I shout breathing heavily. Tears begin to fall down my cheeks. I am crying now? I fall to the floor, hide my face in my palms and sob.

Stan follows and wraps his arms around me and pulls me into a light hug "It is going to be alright Kyle".

"No it is not! I am a girl! I can't go home like this" I sob out of control "Why do girls cry so easily?"

"It is okay Ky, we will change you back."

Cartman is crying of laughter while Kenny continues to stare at my boobs and mentally undress me.

"Come on Kyle just let me give them a little squeeze! Please" Kenny begs.

I continue to sob. After a few minutes I stand and dry my eyes. I shoot a glare to Cartman. "You" I shout storming over to the laughing lard ass. "I am going to kick your ass Cartman!"

He continues to laugh "Oh no! are you going to slap me? Or no, are you gonna shoot me with your tampon gun" he laugh's harder at his lame joke.

I was about to pounce on him when Stan and Kenny pulled me back. Kenny continuing to stare at my boobs longingly. I look down, nothing is showing, I am wearing my orange jacket, and it is very tight and uncomfortable now.

I shake them off and storm out of the store. Everyone following close behind. Stan stopped me, turning me around. He was holding the bottle "warning should only be used by females. Oops" he murmered a sorry "can be be reversed by chanting the following spell before kissing the one affected's love. 'Redo bestown dono mihi. Recipe donum datum est tibi'. That is a mouth full."

"This totally sucks!" I exclaimed "Oh my god I talk like a girl now too!"

"I will be your love any day" Kenny said walking closer to me.

I grimaced "No Kenny!" What am I going to do? The only one I love is, well, Stan. He would hate me forever if I said the spell, kissed him than turned back into a boy. Our friendship would pretty much be over.

Stan breathed deeply "Kyle who do you love? You need them in order to break the spell. Who?"

I blushed deeply. I can't tell him. "Nobody."

If I didn't know any better I would say he looked disappointed. He sighed "Kyle stay at my place until we get this resolved, okay?"

I nodded.

"You just want to fuck her" Kenny shouted playfully. Making Cartman laugh hysterically again.

"I am not a 'her'" I shouted back.

"No I don't. Shut up Kenny" Stan huffed back.

"Stan and Kylie sitting in a tree" Kenny sang allowing Cartman to chime in "K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

"Shut up" I shouted.

Kenny came up behind me, he threw his arm around my shoulders "I'm sorry, lets kiss and make up" he than stepped in front of me and crushed our bodies together (my boobs on his chest obviously) and puckered for a kiss.

I screamed and pushed away, I ran and hid behind Stan, grabbing tightly to his brown jacket. I peaked from behind him and Kenny winked seductively.

"Okay guys, I am going to take Kyle to my house. You guys head home" Stan said as he started pulling me along to his house.

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Okay so that is the first chapter. I am going to continue this even if people don't like it. It is really fun to write. I update quickly. Review and tell me what you think. Later