Alfred stared out a window his mind blank as he slowly disappeared. Ah, if he'd known his life was going to be so short he would've eaten more McDonalds. Alfred's eyes slowly closed as he fell into a deep sleep. But not long after he heard an alarm clock beeping and slowly reopened them. 'I'm alive?' Alfred thought to himself as he began jumping on his bed. "I knew McDonalds would save me from death!" he announced as he immediately decided that from now on he would pay proper tribute to his favorite fast food chain and visit more often.
"Alfred, what are you doing" Canada asked as he looked at Alfred like he was a crazy person.
"Oh Mattie I'm alive" He said as he hugged his younger brother tightly "and it's all thanks to McDonalds. Canada decided it was best not to question his brother's idiocy sometimes and merely frowned.
"If you don't hurry up we'll be late for school" he said to his twin worry in his voice because it wouldn't be the first time his brother had made him late. Alfred gave Canada a confused look, 'I bet our bosses are just trying to make us understand civilian life again' he decided beaming at his genius. Canada slowly crept away from his brother as he left their bedroom to walk downstairs. Once Canada had left Alfred started getting dressed, and quickly hopped down the stairs two at a time only to have the most horrible image which would surely scar him for life.
France was wearing a dress and apron, his legs were shaved and somehow he'd grown boobs overnight but that was definitely France. Alfred could only stare horrified. "By god Francine he's gotten stupider" Alfred heard a familiar voice mutter from the head of the dining table.
"I-Iggy why the hell is France in a dress!" Alfred managed to force out. England looked at Alfred and his frown grew deeper.
"Because she is a woman Alfred, and you should refer to us as mom and dad not by our first names" he stated his voice growing irritated. And than it dawned on him! McDonalds, which was actually controlled by aliens, had obviously sent him to a parallel universe! And than an even scarier thought dawned on him, Alaska was his and Russia's child in a way, did that mean that a female Russia was going to leave some random baby on his doorstep. The idea of a female Russia alone made him shudder, she'd probably be big and muscular like that actual Russia. "Iggy, what should I do" Alfred exclaimed "I have a baby!"
"Wait a second" England said horribly confused "what? When did this happen?" England sighed deciding that Alfred was just drawing some kind of weird conclusion once again. "Just hurry up and get to school" he said exasperated. Canada dragged the freaked out Alfred to the bus stop; said Alfred was currently having millions of thoughts go through his brain which he was not used therefore causing his brain to explode. As the bus drew near Canada dragged Alfred onto the bus, much to Alfred's relief there was a totally male and babyless Russia.
Alfred let out a sigh of relief "looks like I'm not a father after all Mattie" he said giving his brother and thumbs up". Canada rolled his eyes and took to looking out the window as he held onto the stuffed bear in his lap. Alfred pouted from the lack of attention but was quickly grinning again as he noticed the school bus slow down to a stop in front of the school. He'd never gone to a real school before and decided that McDonalds and the aliens had obviously taken this into consideration when they sent him to a parallel universe.