Disclaimer:I don't own bleach.
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A Day in the Life of Kurosaki Ichigo
Morning
7:00 Kurosaki Ichigo's House
Early morning and the sun has come up. Kurosaki Ichigo's room window open, sun shining brightly on his bed, Ichigo, sleeping soundly in bed. Then, the doors slowly creaked open, and the faint sounds of approaching footsteps could be heard. "GOOD MORNING ICHIGOOOOOO!!!!!" yelled his father Kurosaki Isshin, as he attemped to jumped on his son's bed and headbutt him awake. Isshin moved his head forward, but before his head could hit his son's, his son's fist hit his face. "OWW!" Isshin yelled as he jumped back, near the door, getting ready for a fight. "HAHA! Very good my stupid son. But nothing can prepare you, FOR THIS!" Isshin went under Ichigo and tripped him over. Ichigo tried to gain balance back with his right hand, and used his hand to push himself forward, landing his two feet onto his father's face.
"Get lost!" Ichigo yelled at his slammed the door shut in his father's face.
"OW!!! THIRD TIME I'VE BEEN HIT IN THE FACE THIS MORNING! DON'T WORRY MY STUPID SON, I WILL HAVE REVENGE!!!" Isshin yelled as he started walking down the stairs.
"Shut up you old man!" Ichigo yelled from his room, "You can't hurt me!"
"We'll see! HAHAHA!!!"
In his room Ichigo opened his closet "Man, what a retard," Ichigo muttered, about to grab some clothes, but when he looks up, he see Rukia putting on some pants in his wardrobe.
"AHH!!!" Ichigo yells as his nose starts bleeding a torrent of blood.
"Ichigo you pervert!" yelled Rukia as she closed the wardrobe door, kicking him in the stomach.
"OW! Bitch! Why are you still changing? Don't you usually change really fast?" Ichigo asked, clutching his stomach with one hand, and his nose with the other. Ichigo turned around to get some tissues. He slowly bent down to grab some, when Rukia opened the wardrobe door, and jumped off his back, and pushed his face forward onto the table.
"YOU BITCH!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!" he yelled
"For being a pervert," she replied
"But you already kicked me in the stomach!"
"That was to get you away from the door, and it was a tiny push you damn weakling,"
"Screw you. Anyway, you want me to bring up some breakfast?"
"Sure,"
Ichigo turned around, not bothered to reply, left the room and started walking down the stairs, when suddenly, his father jumps on top of him, wrapping his arm around Ichigo's neck. "Get off you old man. I have to get some food, then I gotta take a shower." Ichigo grabbed his father's arm, and threw him to the floor.
"Good morning big brother," Yuzu said, as she saw Ichigo walking down the stairs, "Breakfast?"
"I'll have breakfast upstairs, thanks sis."
"Ok," she replied, giving him a cheerful little smile.
Ichigo grabbed two plates of food off the dining table, and walked back upstairs. Isshin, still being on the floor, watched as Ichigo ate his father's plate of food.
"What are you doing with my food my stupid son. Please give me some," Isshin pleaded.
"No," Ichigo walked back upstairs. "Here," Ichigo handed over a plate of food to Rukia, "I'm gonna go take a shower, then we leave. Ok?"
"Sure," she replied.
Ichigo walked off to the bathroom and took a shower.
After Ichigo finished taking a shower he walked back into his room, to check any remaining books he had forgotten. He picked up is bag and walked out. "See ya," he yelled from outside.
"Bye big brother!" yelled Yuzu from the kitchen.
"GOODBYE ICHIGO!!!" yelled Isshin as he jumped from Ichigo's room window. Ichigo looked up and saw a stupid old man diving down towards him, so he moved back one pace, and watched as Isshin landed face first on the floor.