Before my death , I had been a bartender. Not meaning to brag or anything but I was a pretty damn good one if I say so myself. Unfortunately I had died in the stupidest way a bartender could die. I had to much to drink one day and ended dieing from alcohol poisoning.

Dieing unlike how most people would imagine hurts like fucking hell! I mean leaving your body alone would hurt but then you have to deal with some of the most annoying people to grace the afterlife, the angels. Now don't take me wrong I am not a religious person but goddamn those things are so fucking annoying! I mean who can just sit there looking happy and holy as people antagonize over there fucked up lives and deaths?

Anyways as soon as the pain died down, I looked around and found myself in an office. At that moment I didn't realize my choice that day would change my life.

As soon as I had gotten over the fact that I was dead and my soul was not in my body, I saw a pretty weird sight. There was this really creepy kid that was literally entirely wight! I'm not even kidding the girl – who looked about 6 – her skin was as wight as the moon even her lips and eyes were white it was extremely creepy. Later of course I learned that's what all angels looked like.

When I looked to her she smiled and said "hello, Soul your dead." I replied in a deadpan voice clearly stating my amusement " no shit Sherlock, I kinda figured that after I saw my body," she looked amused – in a very creepy way- and said " well aren't you a strange one, most people would be in denial and crying but you seem to have skipped right to the acceptance stage." For a minute I was confused then I suddenly remembered the five stages of grief denial, anger, bargaining, and acceptance. "So the oddness of my acceptance aside why am I here?" I asked looking confused, the girl looked up to me, smiled and said " you Soul have a choice, do you want to ascend to heaven of would you like to be reincarnated?"

After revealing that the girl went silent and I was thinking about the choices I had been given just seconds ago. Deciding that reincarnation might be a good choice, I proceed to list the pros and cons of being reborn in my head.

Pros: New chance at life, clean slate, new experiences etc

Cons: No memories, puberty again, might not be female

Thinking about my choices I leaned over to the creepy girl and said

"I choose..."

I am so sorry if I left anyone at a cliffhanger, but I'm not sure I would be able to find a place to stop if I didn't stop there.

Anyways Thank you very much for reading the first chapter of my story, I hope you guys like it and review preferably with some constructive criticism.

And id anyone is interested I would like someone to be my beta to improve this story which is hopefully going to have many chapters.