This is my first fanfic that I have ever written and my friends thought it was pretty funny.
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto's daily life
(Naruto wakes up in his house)
Naruto: Hmm... This looks oddly familiar...
(A mysterious voice starts speaking)
Itachi: I am your conscience. You must listen to whatever I say. Now dance, puppet!
(Nothing happens)
Itachi: Damn, it didn't work! I must flee! To the bat mobile!
(Itachi jumps from a window)
Naruto: What the hell was that about?
(Naruto walks out the door from his small apartment thing and walks to training ground number 3 for training)
Naruto: Hey, Sakura-chan!
Sakura: Who the hell is that?!
Sasuke: Watch out! It's attacking! RUN!
(Sasuke and Sakura scamper away like the little emo's they are)(No offense to all the Sasuke and Sakura fans out there.)
Itachi: Mu hu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !
Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura: ...
Itachi: Sasuke, you must die for having that weird hair! Haven't you ever heard of a hair brush?!
Sasuke: What's wrong with my hair?!
Itachi: EVERYTHING!!!!
Sasuke: That's it! You're dead, Itachi!
(Sasuke passes out for no apparent reason)
Itachi: That's what he gets for eating too much candy on the weekends.
Sakura: SASUKE-KUN!
Naruto: Shut up, Sakura!
Sakura: Ok...
Itachi: Mu hu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha choke ha ha cough ha hack
(Itachi passes out also)
Naruto, Sakura: Oo ...
Naruto: What was that about?
(A mysterious man steps out from the shadows)
Orochimaru: Naruto-kun, it was the work of my poisonous gas...
Naruto: Poisonous gas?
Orochimaru: Yes, poisonous gas.
Naruto: Poisonous gas?
Orochimaru: Yes, poisonous gas.
Naruto: Poisonous gas?
Orochimaru: Yes, poisonous-
Sakura: GET TO THE POINT, ORO-BAKA!
Orochimaru: Ok, only a true Sannin can produce gas poisonous enough to destroy a whole village!
Naruto: Hmm...
-Flashback-
(Tsunade passes gas, windows break, room implodes, and furniture blow up)
Shizune: Oh my BEEP
(Shizune passes out)
-End flashback-
Naruto: I can see what you mean.
Orochimaru: Mu hu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha choke ha ha cough ha hack
(Oro-baka passes out)
Naruto: Well, that was unexpected.
Sakura: Indeed.
Kakashi: Hello! What happened here?
Naruto: Some weird people passed out because Orochimaru passed gas.
Kakashi: Oh... Well, I'm just going to... um... go. See ya!
Sakura: Wait! What about training?!
Naruto: Sakura, be grateful you got a day off.
Sakura: SHUT UP, NARUTO!
Naruto: Geez, you don't have to take it out on me whenever you're PMSing!
(Sakura walks away)
Naruto: Wow, she took that awfully well.
(He then spots a mob of girls running towards him with spears and torches)
Sakura: THERE HE IS!!
Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!
(Naruto runs away with the rampaging girls chasing after him. He runs into an alley and gets away)
Naruto: Well, that was easy.
(Naruto looks up at the sky)
Naruto: Wow, it's already sunset, I better get home.
(He turns around and starts to walk away towards his home)
To Be Continued... evil chuckle