Edith
Margo
Agnes
My friends and I had a convo on MSN. We took on the roles and we wrote it all down.
"What Edith?"
"I had an idea on revenge for Ms. Hattie." *grins evily*
"No Edith, leading her into a cave then sending a minion in on a homicide mission is not right."
"Awww... Comeon, Dad would be proud."
"No Dad would not be proud."
"He would, I would take after him."
"Edith no."
"Fine. Note to self, find a silencer and silence Margo." *Laugh* "Then throw her in a cave. Haha."
"Do you realize how much you SCARE me?"
"Like Carl from Llamas with Hats?"
"Yes. Edith you are nine. Not twenty nine."
"Margo, Margo, Margo! I know that, but what if the bugs crawl into our ears while we're sleeping?"
"I think some already have on you"
"What?"
"Nothing."
"Ok..."
"Edith take off the hat."
"NEVA!"
"Why not?"
"Because it shows who I am. And it tells us apart."
"EDITH! YOU HAVE BLONDE HAIR. I HAVE BROWN. YOU HAVE BLUE EYES. I HAVE HAZEL. I WEAR GLASSES. YOU WEAR THAT GOD DAMN HAT."
... "Woah calm down Margo. I know we look like identical twins but face it. I'm the better looking one."
"Screw you Edith! I was trying to read this book but obviously I can't after you just ate a Twinkie!"
"Hahahahahaha."
*Margo gets up and walks away*
*Agnes enters with unicorn*
"Hai Agnes."
"Hi Edith!"
"Do you like cookies?"
"Yes!"
"No."
"What?"
"Do you like Unicorns?"
"YES I DO. UNICORNS I LOVE THEM!"
"What about Panda Bears?"
"They're OK not as cool as unicorns!"
"No. Because Pandas are chill."
"What's going on Edith.?"
"I have got to go find a panda bear. Goodbye dear sister."
*Edith leaves Agnes looking confussed*
"Uhm?"
THE END! :P
