Some very random idea that popped into my head.

I do not own bleach.

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Orihime was bored and Ulquiorra was not exactly a first choice for company. She was arguing with him to do something.

"Come on just once Ulquiorra-san," she begged. Ulqiuorra sighed, "no."

"I'll refuse to use my ability for Aizen," she threatened. "No, and you should address him as Aizen sama."

"Please," Orihime begged.

"No."

"Jusssst once?"

"Never."

"I'll keep quiet after this." She promised.

"I could just leave you alone. I've more important work to do." Ulquiorra said walking away. Orihime knew this was her chance, "Ulqiuorra-san?" she asked in serious voice.

"What?" Ulquiorra asked turning to face her again, the woman had never used that tone before.

"What do you say to picture of Aizen in his shinigami uniform?" she teased holding out her prized collection of Aizen smiling. So far she had gotten them from Rukia in soul society, when she was training there, and she did not want the pictures to go to waste. She had managed to bribe Grimmjaw and Zael who each have exchanged them for items of request. Grimmjaw was using his picture of Aizen for target practice while Zael was adding it to his Aizen shrine. She was hoping Ulqiuorra was also susceptible to bribery. Ulqiuorra stared. He had noticed that Zael and Grimmjaw were unusually quiet recently and keeping to their rooms. His spys have reports of them visitng the prisoner while he was away. He also realised that he wanted those pictures. "All right," Ulqiuorra said, "just once."

Orihime nodded in anticipation. Ulquiorra stood very still, raised his right hand up in the air and muttered something. "Ulquiorra-san?" she seriously, "do it properly. And I'll add in Ichimaru's picture." Ulquiorra hated Ichimaru with passion, even if he doesn't show it. "If I'll get those pictures. Fine."

Ulquiorra spread his legs a little and did an ultraman pose with one hand pointing at the celling of the cell, "Emo power." He said emotionlessly. Lights flashed. Grimmjaw appeared at the doorway with a camera, he was grinning, "thanks woman, I deliver your request." And ran of to develope the pictures. Ulquiorra was shocked, which turned to anger, "Grimmjaw ! GIVE ME THOSE PICTURES !!!!" Ulquiorra said running after Grimmjaw. Orihime smiled, Yami and Stark will love the new pictures she gotten, taking a camera she gotten from Zael, she started to develop the picture.

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Inspired from a fan art I saw a while ago, thanks whoever you are. R&R

EMO PEOPLE UNITE, LOL..