Disclaimer: I do not own D Gray man or The Night Before Christmas

Thanks to Joeylejoker for the idea, and my roommate in room C for the help!

Roads P.O.V.

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the ark

Not a creature was stirring, not even a fat man;

13 stocking hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that the St. Nicolas soon would be there;

The Noah were nestled all snug in their beds,

While visions of destruction danced through their heads;

Skin with his sweets, and Tyki with his cards,

Had just settled down for a longs winters nap.

When out in the street there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.

I reached the balcony as quick as a flash,

Tore open the curtains and punched out the screen.

The fake moon shined on a cobble stone street,

the sight was the same, it was kinda cheap.

When, what to my tired brain should appear,

But 7 tiny exorcist and a crow too,

With a crazy driver and his sister so sweet,

I knew in a moment these guys were dead meat.

This must be a dream yet closer they came,

And he whistled and shouted and called them by name;

"Now, Kanda! now, Allen! now, Lavi and Bookman!

On, Link! on Miranda! on, Krory and Marie!

To the top of the house! Or it's sir Komlin you'll face!

Now dash away! Dash away, you overworked exorcist all!

As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,

When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the house-top in a flash they flew,

With the sleigh full of toys, and a crazy mad scientist too.

And then, there was a clatter and shouting on the roof,

the cursing of rabbits and bean sprouts alike.

I ran out of my room in a short, quick bound,

Down the chimney Lenalee flew making no sound

She was dressed all in fur from her head to her skirt,

White knee socks included without a hint of soot;

A bundle of toys lay at her feet,

And she made a quick spin taking everything in.

Her eyes how they sparkled her smile how cheesy!

Her short hair hidden under her red hat how dreary!

She stuck her finger to her mouth and struck a pose,

pulled out nails and started to speak;

"The stockings won't hold all the things that I bring,"

"Lavi throw me your hammer" she called up the chimney;

Lavi wined and monad but the hammer came steadily,

She stuck out her tongue and began her work

Tyki entered and stopped and stared for a moment,

Before passing me with barely a notice;

With a look at her work and a nod of her head,

This Christmas I was beginning to dread;

She started into the bag at her feet,

And filled all the stockings but turned with a jerk.

And with a "innocence activate"

Up the chimney she rose;

There were sighs and complains,

And away they all flew.

But I heard an exclamation as they drove out of sight,

"A Truce to the Noah's on this a Christmas night."

We're thinking about doing an exorsist one too.. we'll see if we come up with anything..