How To Annoy Rosalie Hale.

For her birthday, buy her a Mothercare gift voucher.

Tell her that Emmett has a picture of Bella tattooed on his back.

Buy her a puppy and name it Jacob

Give her a job test, and tell her that he results mean that her ideal job is a stay-at-home mum.

Give her a flyer for a makeover.

Give her a tub of foundation and whisper 'no need to thanks me'

Whenever you walk past her whisper loudly 'plastic surgery or what?'

Go around telling everyone that she cheats on Emmett with a dog

Wave your baby in her face.

Tell her that she is ugly (this one is most effective)

Hahaha. How to annoy Emmett is next.

Please review and tell me any that you know (how to annoys)

Love Ro x