Just a silly little thing i have had stored away for a while now. Taken me way too long to get the internet back up and running so this has being collecting dust :)
Read and Review please guys.
I own nothing Glee related. Unfortunatly!
Rachel Berry - So being highly pissed at my roommate is the biggest understatement of the century.
Kurt Hummel - What's wrong my Broadway Beauty?
Santana Lopez - She had just realised everyone around her has a life!
Brittany Pierce - Is Rachel dead?
Kurt Hummel - Yes Brittany, the person who wrote this status less then 8 minuets ago is dead. Gok Sake!
Mercedes Jones - How is it after 4 years of not seeing her you are dissing on m'girl? Maybe you're the one who needs the life Santana. Psst!
Santana Lopez: Maybe reading her moaning updates makes me want to rip my eyes … out of my skull! Man Hands has some serious issues!
Kurt Hummel - Wow are those nicknames still hanging around? Remind me again how old we are?
Santana Lopez - WE are 24, You Girly Hips are still living in your Neverland dream world where fashion rules all. I mean you may be able to make a donut look straight but you will never be Gok Wan, so stop trying it is sickening.
Brittany Pierce - We sell donuts at MacDonald's Kurt. Come buy one. I get commission.
Artie Abrahams - Baby, you don't get commission at MD's, we have being through this. No matter how often you buy yourself a big Mac, bottom line is your just running yourself into food debt!
Rachel Berry - Are you guys seriously having a conversation on my status! I have just being bombarded with notifications on my iphone. Kurt, it's nothing, I'm just sleep deprived from her all night sex-marathon.
Santana Lopez - Jealous you haven't had any action since prom night with Finnocence?
Rachel Berry - Yes well Santana at least I can name the people I have had sexual intercourse with. Get off my Status.
Mercedes Jones - Touché Berry.
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Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson are now friends.
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Noah Puckerman - Finally man'ed the fuck up Hudson? Only took you what … 4 years?
Finn Hudson - Piss off Puck. I have only just re-connected with this shit.
Rachel Berry - I hope that last comment didn't mean me?
Santana Lopez - Probably! Ha
Finn Hudson - No Rach, it didn't.
Santana Lopez - It so did.
Finn Hudson - No it … Santana go play with traffic or something?
(Mercedes Jones likes this)
Santana Lopez - Finn baby don't ask things like this.
Finn Hudson - I wasn't asking Lopez. Do one!
Noah Puckerman - Lamest excuse ever Hudson! I gave you her number 3 years ago!
Rachel Berry - ?
Finn Hudson - The fuck Man? Can we not do this?
Noah Puckerman - Whatever man. I'm outta here, got to go see a man about a dog …
Rachel Berry - I BEG you not to continue that sentence!
Noah Puckerman - And a woman about a pussy! BAM! Screw you Berry.
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Finn Hudson - Had a nice evening with Rachel Berry
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Kurt Hummel - Finally, Are Finchel on the recovery road?
Rachel Berry - It was just coffee Kurt.
Mercedes Jones - Come off it. For the last 4 years all me and my boy Kurt have heard from the pair of you is how tragic it was when you broke up. Just get it on already!
Rachel Berry - Brilliant choice of words there Mercedes. Look can we not talk about it like it was a big deal?
Finn Hudson - Here was me thinking it was a big deal for us to finally speak after 4 years. Guess I was wrong. Thanks a lot Rach.
Mercedes Jones - Ouch!.
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Rachel Berry - Can't help but feel like I have put my foot in it.
Santana Lopez - Always said you where a blabber mouth Ru-paul
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Rachel Berry wrote on Finn Hudson's wall - Can I call you? We need to talk.
Finn Hudson - I think you said enough over Facebook Rachel.
Rachel Berry - Look I am not one for publicly announcing my apology but if needs be I will.
Finn Hudson - I'm near your apartment. I'll stop by.
Noah Puckerman - Oh Yeah! Get in there Finn, Berry is going to do some hot ass apologising.
Rachel Berry - I am not Noah!
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Noah Puckerman wrote on Rachel Berry's wall - You so DID Berry. I knew it. Spill! Finnocence is keeping his mouth well and truly shut!
Kurt Hummel - You slept with Finn?
Mercedes Jones - Go girl! I knew it would only be a matter of time.
Quinn Fabray - Oh god! What have I missed. Are Finchel back on?
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Noah Puckerman - Word has it Berry rocked his world last night. Major payback for Mila's sex marathon. BAM!
Santana Lopez - I doubt it was anything to get excited about. This is Finnocence and Man Hands where talking about here.
Tina Cohan-Chang - Quinn where have you been?
Quinn Fabray - Florida with Sam. Did you know about Finchel? Why didn't you text me?
Tina Cohan-Chang - I've been cold turkey from Facebook. Noah texted Mike and filled him in on the Finchel reunion so I had to get myself back on here.
Rachel Berry - Can you not keep your mouth shut for once Noah? There is no Finchel as of yet we are still in speaking terms.
Noah Puckerman - It's rude to speak with your mouth full Berry! Full of Finns meat that is!
(Sam Evans and Artie Abrahams likes this)
Rachel Berry - Brilliant Noah! *Rolls eyes*
Noah Puckerman - *To the back of her head during climax!*
Finn Hudson - PUCK! The fuck man! Seriously!
Noah Puckerman - It's a nice image
Rachel Berry - That better be a joke Puckerman!
Finn Hudson - Get that image out your pea sized brain right now before I come over there and remove it for you.
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Quinn Fabray - Excluding all of Noah's comments. Did you two seriously get it on?
Finn Hudson - Rach?
Rachel Berry - *Sighing* Yes. Yes we did. Can we drop it now. I really don't want to discuss this with anyone other then Finn and especially over Facebook.
Noah Puckerman - Get in there Finny boy! I knew you would grow a pair soon enough.
Finn Hudson - Right I'm coming over.
Noah Puckerman is offline!
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Artie Abrahams - Just had a dooby with Puckerman and … I think I might be dead. Help
Noah Puckerman - Dude it was a tea bag mashed up I gave you. You think I would have given you anything stronger?
Artie Abrahams - What? So, I'm not …
Rachel Berry - Artie you really need to stop hanging with Noah. As a fellow Jew I really think you need to stop leading him astray, we are not in school anymore and he has a baby on the way.
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Noah Puckerman - I could really do with some persuading with that on Berry. My place?
Santana Lopez - Are you kidding me? You have just this minuet blown me off and now your asking out that Munchkin?
Noah Puckerman - Can't help that I am chin deep in clunge. *Wink Wink*
Rachel Berry - May I remind you that I did NOT agree to that and your words sicken me.
Finn Hudson - Dude!
Noah Puckerman - Sorry man. I forgot you have tapped that ass recently.
Finn Hudson - Is it really necessary to use that term?
Noah Puckerman - Don't tell me you have turned all female and prefer 'Making Love'. Don't make me heave Hudson! Santana, my place?
Santana Lopez - I am still angry at you Puckerman but yes give me half an hour. Mwah.
Rachel Berry - I am speechless.
Finn Hudson - For once!
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Rachel Berry - FINN!
Finn Hudson - Sorry, just kinda … slipped out.
Rachel Berry - It's Facebook Finn, you don't just blurt stuff out.
Finn Hudson - Can I come round?
Rachel Berry - Absolutely not. I have just gotten out the shower and would like to stay clean thank you.
Finn Hudson - Still in your towel?
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Quinn Fabray - Sam Evans! Don't make me come up stairs and slap you.
Rachel Berry - I am not in my towel.
Noah Puckerman - You are in my mind baby
Quinn Fabray - Seriously Noah? You think that works on people other then Santana?
Noah Puckerman - Worked on you baby Q.
Sam Evans - Dangerous waters Puckerman. Back the fuck off.
Noah Puckerman - Calm yourself lady lips!
Quinn Fabray - FYI I was drunk on wine coolers!
Noah Puckerman - So you say baby. So you say.
Finn Hudson - Dude, don't go there!
Noah Puckerman is offline.
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Rachel Berry - Another lovely night with Mr Hudson.
Kurt Hummel - Next time can you keep the moans and groans to yourself when I am in the house. I feel I may need therapy.
Finn Hudson - Sorry Kurt but she was enjoying it.
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Kurt Hummel - I don't wish to know any details of my step brother and best friend having sexual relations.
Noah Puckerman - Inbox me dude.
Rachel Berry - Finn I actually meant the cinema date and lunch, thank you Kurt for clarifying with Facebook (especially Noah) that me and Finn had sex.
Kurt Hummel - I felt this time it was appropriate to discuss maybe then you will think twice before … well I wont repeat!
Finn Hudson - Yeah I meant you were enjoying the … meal.
Kurt Hummel - IMO anyone enjoying a ordinary lunch like that needs sedating.
Noah Puckerman - Finn, dude. Inbox.
Finn Hudson - Kurt I did mean the sex.
Kurt Hummel - Really? *Rolls eyes*
Rachel Berry - I CAN see your comments Finn.
Finn Hudson - Sorry Rachel.
Noah Puckerman - FINN! Inbox.
Finn Hudson - Noah piss off.
Rachel Berry - Noah go away!
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Kurt Hummel is so happy Finchel are out for the night again, peace and quiet. Mercedes Jones can I come round I suspect they will be back soon all drunk and … wanting to do things! *Shudders*
Mercedes Jones - Sure, bring a DVD.
Rachel Berry - I ,;am n;ot durnk Kurt Hummel! And Fnn and I wil nt be; ;h,aving , were ju/st friends.
Kurt Hummel - Whatever you say Rachel, I witnessed you both destroying whatever was left of each others clothes on my way out. You were to involved with each other to notice my presence. This conversation is over I think my therapist has way to much on her plate with me right now.
Finn Hudson - SCORE!
Rachel Berry - Did yo'u l;ikes my. Matching under,wear baby? I thnk you lked it more wen they on your floor. Bt shussssssssssssssh I placed my panti;es under your pillow.
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Noah Puckerman - Well done Finny' boy! Well done. Show me them when I'm round?
Finn Hudson - Ovr my dead body Pucker;.man
Kurt Hummel - I hate Finchel right now!
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Rachel Berry - Has the hangover from Hell and is highly embarrassed about the conversation on Facebook last night. So sorry Kurt Hummel.
Finn Hudson - I for one am not sorry.
Rachel Berry - We discussed private things in public and even worse on your brothers status. How can you be fine with that?
Finn Hudson - I think I prefer drunk Rachel Berry too angry hung over Rachel Berry.
Private Message between Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson.
Finn Hudson - I'm sorry for the whole Kurt thing but not for anything else. Maybe people knowing were back together is a good thing?
Rachel Berry - Were back together? Since when did I agree to this?
Finn Hudson - You didn't but I just assumed.
Rachel Berry - Yes well don't assume Finn. We have a lot to discuss! Do you not remember what happened back at high school? After the whole Noah incident you didn't speak to me, until this week.
Finn Hudson - What and sleeping together is ok? You need to sort out your priorities.
Rachel Berry is Offline.
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Finn Hudson - SHIT!
Kurt Hummel - Things rocky in the world of Finchel. Already? Maybe that will teach you guys to majorly PDA in front of me next time.
Finn Hudson - Have you heard from Rachel? She hasn't been on here all day and isn't answering my calls.
Kurt Hummel - Last time I checked she was rocking the duvet with you.
Finn Hudson is offline.
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Rachel Berry - Nothing like a fresh batch of cookies to cure a hang over along with West Side Story - Happy.
Santana Lopez - How old are you? Five?
Rachel Berry - Welcome back, was that rock you climbed under not satisfying your bitchyness?
Noah Puckerman - You better believe I am a rock Berry. Rock hard!
Rachel Berry - Uncalled for.
Noah Puckerman - Word has it you and Frankenteen are having a lovers tiff.
Rachel Berry - To have a lovers tiff Noah, you need to be lovers. Making love doesn't count.
Santana Lopez - So basically you're a slut man hands?
Rachel Berry - Not quite to your standards Lopez.
Santana Lopez - Jealous?
Rachel Berry - Incorrect.
Noah Puckerman - So is it true? Are you and Hudson having a tiff?
Finn Hudson - Mind your own Puck. By the way I want my DVD back.
Noah Puckerman - Well you know where I am Berry ;). Not quite finished with your porn yet Finnocence.
Rachel Berry - You have porn Finn?
Finn Hudson - It's not porn
Santana Lopez - Everyone has porn. Just some of us. Including me. Have the homemade stuff. Finn on the other hand strikes me as a amateur porn watcher.
Brittany Pierce - Homemade porn? Do you have to bake it?
Santana Lopez - Brit, do you remember when we were on my bed and I had my camcorder out … never mind I'll private you!
Noah Puckerman - I want in on this convo girls.
Artie Abrahams - Is there a dislike button?
Noah Puckerman - Unfortunately not wheels. Enjoy it man.
Artie Abrahams - That is my fiancée ill have you know Noah. My PREGNANT fiancée.
Tina Cohan-Chang - What? Your getting married too?
Artie Abrahams - I didn't know it would be a problem MRS MIKE CHANG!
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Noah Puckerman - Dude, you did not just like your own status? LAMEO!
Finn Hudson - IT'S NOT PORN!
Noah Puckerman - Should be seen as Berry aint putting out anytime soon.
Rachel Berry - Need I remind you I can see everything on this status and is it completely necessary for you to always address me as Berry, Noah?
Noah Puckerman - Yes.
Rachel Berry - Brilliant.
Finn Hudson - Answer your phone Rach!
Rachel Berry - No.
Noah Puckerman - Denied.
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Rachel Berry - Is really, really happy.
Noah Puckerman - Fuck sake Berry cheer up!
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Finn Hudson - LOL!
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Kurt Hummel - Is on the way to the mall with Miss Rachel Berry and Mercedes Jones for a pre-wedding shop. Not long Artie Abrahams and Brittany Pierce.
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Finn Hudson - Any chance you can convince Rachel to speak to me? It's being nearly 2 weeks now!
Rachel Berry - When it has being longer then 4 years Hudson, then feel free to complain. I will speak to you in my own time.
Finn Hudson - Preferably before the wedding?
Rachel Berry - The wedding is tomorrow and I'm busy all day.
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Noah Puckerman - Just being told that I need to remove my stud (I mean my earring, calm yourself ladies) at work. What happened to human rights?
Quinn Fabray - You need to be human for that to apply.
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Noah Puckerman - Are you hitting on me Q?
Quinn Fabray - How exactly?
Noah Puckerman - You where always a complicated one baby.
Quinn Fabray - I despise you!
Noah Puckerman - I disagree baby.
Sam Evans - Puckerman! You owe me a drink for that one.
Noah Puckerman - Leave it to the puckzilla to make this wedding a true party. Beer my friend? You will be swimming in the stuff.
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Finn Hudson - Enjoyed the wedding. Time to hit the sheets.
Noah Puckerman - Are you banging Berry?
Rachel Berry - I may be slightly under the influence Mr Puckerman but I am not that drunk.
Finn Hudson - So you need to be drunk to sleep with me?
Rachel Berry - Didn't say that. Didn't mean it like that.
Noah Puckerman - Come off it Berry, I saw how you creamed when you looked at Finn after you sang that Rihanna song! How did it go?
Rachel Berry - Sticks and Stone may break my bones but whips and chains excite meeeeeeee!
Noah Puckerman - SHIT BERRY! *Jaw Drops*
Finn Hudson - Rachel, I'm coming to your hotel room.
Rachel Berry - No Finn!
Finn Hudson is offline.
Rachel Berry - Shit!
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Rachel Berry wrote on Finn Hudson's wall: You totally banged Berry ;)
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Kurt Hummel - I'm guessing Finchel are back?
Mercedes Jones - As drunk as these two where, they did a heap of talking in the hotel room. Unfortunately it ended in a sex-capade. I'm still trying to bang the sounds out of my head. Turns out there aint walls hard enough.
Rachel Berry - I can't deny my Finnocence.
Kurt Hummel - Hardly innocent after all that?
Rachel Berry - Correct.
Rachel Berry and Finn Hudson are now in a relationship.
Finn Hudson - So happy we sorted this out baby
Rachel Berry - Me too.
Kurt Hummel - Well about bloody time. Welcome back FINCHEL!
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