A/N: A little oneshot drabble. It's really small and random. Rufus/Tifa offcourse! The most underrated pairing.
Disclaimer: I do not own FFVII :D
He almost killed the world, so she tried to kill him.
He fired her friend, so she set his car on fire
He tripped her over, she slapped him hard
He stepped on her foot, so she kicked him where it hurt.
He broke one of her beer glasses, so she broke his wheelchair
He accidentally destroyed half her bar, so she 'accidentally' destroyed half his office
He left her tied to a bar stool, so she left him tied to a bed.
He broke her heart, so she broke his nose
He proposed to her, so she said yes.
R&R Tell me what you think? It's really short. I'm considering writing a fic involving all those things. :D