Gaz's Crush
Note: I don't own Invader Zim, yada yada
*********************Summarey Plz Read****************************
Everyday I bekoned, When wil Gaz and Zim join forces to deafeat Dib?! Now the time has come.
This is not a sequel or prequel of Gaz's Journal! This is after Dib appears..
**********NOTE*************
If you are a Dib fan now is the time to leave, no flames if you are, I warned you!
Gaz's Crush
Setting: Playground. Zim and Dib are locked in a grusome insulting battle.
Zim: Huminoid Scum Pus Bucket!
Dib: Alien Pizza Jabberwocky
Gaz: Watch it Dib. Don't unleash my fury.
Dib: Gaz, I'm sick of it. Everyday it's the same with you (says in mimic tone)
"Don't unleash my fury, Don't unleash my fury" Will you shut up!!
Gaz: That's it!
Zim: WAIT!
Gaz: What!
Zim: It appears earthling, that you dislike this annoying Dib Thingy!
Gaz: Well.. Duh
Zim: Well it also appears earthling that I dislike this earth thingy too!
Gaz: Once again.. Duh
Zim: Thus we should combine forces and eliminate Dib once and for all! Remeber I gave you joy
I dissapeared him!
-Dib's eyes grow wide while Gaz appears to be thinking.
Gaz: Let's go...
- Gaz and Zim attack Dib and start punching and kicking. Ms. Bitters slithers over
and pulls them apart.
Bitters: That's ENOUGH! Gaz, Zim, Dib, Iggins Detention!
Iggins: Why me!
Bitters: Because!
-Gaz, Zim, Dib, and Iggins are sitting in D-Hall
Zim: This is all your fault humanoid!
Dib: One day Zim, one day
Gaz: Shut up Dib! I'm trying to concentrate!
-Gaz is playing Game Slave 2. Dib thinks.
Dib: Annoying Gaz,Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz-
Gaz: Grrrrrr! Stop Dib!
Dib: Annoying Gaz,Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz-
Zim: Stop bugging Gaz Earthaniod!
Gaz: Thanks Zim
-Gaz blushes
Zim: Your welcome Earth- I mean Gaz
- Gaz blushes and so does Zim
Dib: Oh no! It can't be! Oh no!
Zim: Shut up! She's trying to concentrate!
-Gaz's face is now cherry red.
Gaz: (thinks) Ahh, Zim stood up for me.. No one has ever done that!
Behold my new 4 loves: Zim, Game Slave, Game Slave 2, and Pizza!
Zim:(thinks) I feel an umbearible force pulling over me, as if I want to be with this Gaz
for a very long time, Maybe when I destroy earth I'll take her back to my Irkin PLanet.
The Tallest will be oh so pleased. But yet, I feel this force as a sickness.
I have to go to the nurse.
-Zim raises his hand
Bitters: Yes Zim
Zim: Can I go to the nurse?
Bitters: Yes, here is the hall pass
Zim: Bye Gaz
Gaz: BYe Zim..
-Zim goes down a long hall to the nurses office. Walks in.
Nurse: Well, well, well! What's wrong Zim?
Zim: Ahh, healer of humanoids, I like this one girl im my class. I feel as if I wish to be
around her for a very long time, parhaps forever. My abdomen is aching and my hands are
secreating this smelly water. What is this sickness I am suffering from?
Nurse: You have a very normal case of puppy love.
Zim: What is this puppy love.
Nurse: You love that girl in your class. Tell her. Ask her out on a date.
-Zim records the nurse's answer and stops the tape.
Zim: Ok thanks human healer.
-Zim exits the room and pulls out a mini computer and sends the nurse's response into the
computer.
Zim: Computer, how do I ask Gaz out on a date? And what is this date?
Computer: A date is when 2 people get together to participate in an activity, Such as a movie,
dinner, ect. To ask Gaz out on a date simply choose an activity and ask her to join you. Here are
a list of activities going on in this human civilazation this week...
Zim: Aha! A Game Slave Showodowm! Gaz loves Game Slave! Perfect! Thank you computer.
-Zim traves back to D-Hall and sit's down. One our passes by as Gaz and Zim stare at each other
finnaly the bell rings and Zim motions Gaz to wait for him.
Zim: Can I walk you home?
Gaz: Sure
Dib: Yuck
Iggins: Young lovers
Dib: Walk with me Iggins
Iggins: Sure
-Zim and Gaz are walking.
Zim: Say Gaz, this Saturday is the Game Slave Showdown. Are you going?
Gaz: A Game Slave showdown?! I didn't know!
Zim: Well I am going. Do you want to go with me?
-Gaz thinks
Gaz: Sure Zim.
Zim: Pick you up at eight?
Gaz: Great!
The End...
***********Note************
I have nothing to do with Gaz's Journal. I personally think it is very shameful and a stupid
idea.
Note: I don't own Invader Zim, yada yada
*********************Summarey Plz Read****************************
Everyday I bekoned, When wil Gaz and Zim join forces to deafeat Dib?! Now the time has come.
This is not a sequel or prequel of Gaz's Journal! This is after Dib appears..
**********NOTE*************
If you are a Dib fan now is the time to leave, no flames if you are, I warned you!
Gaz's Crush
Setting: Playground. Zim and Dib are locked in a grusome insulting battle.
Zim: Huminoid Scum Pus Bucket!
Dib: Alien Pizza Jabberwocky
Gaz: Watch it Dib. Don't unleash my fury.
Dib: Gaz, I'm sick of it. Everyday it's the same with you (says in mimic tone)
"Don't unleash my fury, Don't unleash my fury" Will you shut up!!
Gaz: That's it!
Zim: WAIT!
Gaz: What!
Zim: It appears earthling, that you dislike this annoying Dib Thingy!
Gaz: Well.. Duh
Zim: Well it also appears earthling that I dislike this earth thingy too!
Gaz: Once again.. Duh
Zim: Thus we should combine forces and eliminate Dib once and for all! Remeber I gave you joy
I dissapeared him!
-Dib's eyes grow wide while Gaz appears to be thinking.
Gaz: Let's go...
- Gaz and Zim attack Dib and start punching and kicking. Ms. Bitters slithers over
and pulls them apart.
Bitters: That's ENOUGH! Gaz, Zim, Dib, Iggins Detention!
Iggins: Why me!
Bitters: Because!
-Gaz, Zim, Dib, and Iggins are sitting in D-Hall
Zim: This is all your fault humanoid!
Dib: One day Zim, one day
Gaz: Shut up Dib! I'm trying to concentrate!
-Gaz is playing Game Slave 2. Dib thinks.
Dib: Annoying Gaz,Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz-
Gaz: Grrrrrr! Stop Dib!
Dib: Annoying Gaz,Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz, Annoying Gaz-
Zim: Stop bugging Gaz Earthaniod!
Gaz: Thanks Zim
-Gaz blushes
Zim: Your welcome Earth- I mean Gaz
- Gaz blushes and so does Zim
Dib: Oh no! It can't be! Oh no!
Zim: Shut up! She's trying to concentrate!
-Gaz's face is now cherry red.
Gaz: (thinks) Ahh, Zim stood up for me.. No one has ever done that!
Behold my new 4 loves: Zim, Game Slave, Game Slave 2, and Pizza!
Zim:(thinks) I feel an umbearible force pulling over me, as if I want to be with this Gaz
for a very long time, Maybe when I destroy earth I'll take her back to my Irkin PLanet.
The Tallest will be oh so pleased. But yet, I feel this force as a sickness.
I have to go to the nurse.
-Zim raises his hand
Bitters: Yes Zim
Zim: Can I go to the nurse?
Bitters: Yes, here is the hall pass
Zim: Bye Gaz
Gaz: BYe Zim..
-Zim goes down a long hall to the nurses office. Walks in.
Nurse: Well, well, well! What's wrong Zim?
Zim: Ahh, healer of humanoids, I like this one girl im my class. I feel as if I wish to be
around her for a very long time, parhaps forever. My abdomen is aching and my hands are
secreating this smelly water. What is this sickness I am suffering from?
Nurse: You have a very normal case of puppy love.
Zim: What is this puppy love.
Nurse: You love that girl in your class. Tell her. Ask her out on a date.
-Zim records the nurse's answer and stops the tape.
Zim: Ok thanks human healer.
-Zim exits the room and pulls out a mini computer and sends the nurse's response into the
computer.
Zim: Computer, how do I ask Gaz out on a date? And what is this date?
Computer: A date is when 2 people get together to participate in an activity, Such as a movie,
dinner, ect. To ask Gaz out on a date simply choose an activity and ask her to join you. Here are
a list of activities going on in this human civilazation this week...
Zim: Aha! A Game Slave Showodowm! Gaz loves Game Slave! Perfect! Thank you computer.
-Zim traves back to D-Hall and sit's down. One our passes by as Gaz and Zim stare at each other
finnaly the bell rings and Zim motions Gaz to wait for him.
Zim: Can I walk you home?
Gaz: Sure
Dib: Yuck
Iggins: Young lovers
Dib: Walk with me Iggins
Iggins: Sure
-Zim and Gaz are walking.
Zim: Say Gaz, this Saturday is the Game Slave Showdown. Are you going?
Gaz: A Game Slave showdown?! I didn't know!
Zim: Well I am going. Do you want to go with me?
-Gaz thinks
Gaz: Sure Zim.
Zim: Pick you up at eight?
Gaz: Great!
The End...
***********Note************
I have nothing to do with Gaz's Journal. I personally think it is very shameful and a stupid
idea.