Franco's hired as the new GH art shrink,
He once was a killer, now retconned good guy.
Someone is working out there in his studio -
That Coma Girl with the bug eyes.
Now he is sad, Carly cheated on him,
Nina helps him plot revenge.
He helps her kidnap that Baby Jerome
And they're gone . . .
Now Franco is high on acid
Franco is sky-high on acid
Special effects might give you seizures
Whoa
Franco's in prison and Nina's in Ferncliff,
But his escape is absurdly easy.
So he can stay there in lockup with Nina,
He takes all that damn LSD.
Viewers might need some brain bleach for that kiss,
Now Franco's just tripping balls.
It looks like a bad 1980s music video . . .
Now Franco is high on acid
Franco is sky-high on acid
Special effects might give you seizures
Whoa
Now cops tie him up and part him from Nina,
He saved her from Heather - come on, writers, why?
Now we'll be stuck watching even more crap with
That Coma Girl with the bug eyes!
Now Franco is high on acid
Franco is sky-high on acid
Special effects might give you seizures
Duuuuude
Franco is sky-high on acid . . .