Okay. Here it goes. I'm not the best author in the world but, I'm a really good reader. Because of that fact, I read a lot of fanfics. If I happen to incorporate something you've written or someone you know has written into this at all, please tell me so I can fix it. I certainly don't want any plagiarism issues. Whoever writes something, deserves ALL the credit. With that said, good luck. Lol.

Fact: I don't own Twilight. =[

Fact: I do own a pineapple dressed as a matador. =]

- Chapter 1. -

BPOV

Holy Crap. That's all I could come up with. This place is HUGE!! How in the hell am I supposed to find my way around? Your confused, I'm guessing. Okay. I'll start from the beginning.

I'm Isabella Swan. Call me Bella, or I'll hurt you. I just moved from Forks, Washington in order to live with my Mom, Renee. I lived with my father, Chief Charlie Swan, until he was killed in the line of duty. I always hated that phrase. It makes it sound like he died with honor. He died because his crooked jackass of a partner made a 'mistake'. I swear if I ever see him again.. sorry. That's a story for another time. Anywho, I now live in wherever- the-hell I am, USA. My Mom and her new husband, Phil, just moved here so he can intern in some baseball thing. I don't know, I didn't ask too many questions.

So here I am on my first day as a senior at a new high school. Let me make sure you get the severity of this. My last school had 300 people, max. This school, has at least 3,000. I'm horrified. Although, Mom and Phil had a feeling this would happen and wanted to make me more comfortable. So they sold my truck, and bought me a new 2009 Koenigsegg CCXR. How they afforded that, I have no idea. I just wish they wouldn't've. I miss my truck. On that note, why would that make me more comfortable? I'm the kinda kid that WANTS to sit alone at lunch and would rather spend Saturday in a library rather than a party. Oh well. Back to the present.

I just rolled into the parking lot to have every single one of the students stare at me. I tried to distract myself by staring at crooked P on the sign that says "Go Pirates." This is gonna suck. Somehow, I manage to get myself to the front office. When I opened the door, I saw a tall, modelesk girl behind the desk. She was GORGEOUS. Bleach blonde hair everyone knows is natural, Sky blue eyes, and this quality about her that screams 'don't mess with me'. To say I was intimidated, would be the understatement of my life.

She noticed me after a couple moments of talking to a lady on the phone and called me over.

"How may I help you?" Her voice was even musical. Her name tag read Rosalie. Ah, she was an office worker. I bet she's the sole reason behind the librarian/secretary fetish.

I couldn't help but studder out a reply. "Um..Hi. I'm Bella Swan. This is my first day."

She cut me off with this all knowing look. "Let me guess, you need your schedule and a tour?"

"I don't need a tour. I can find my classes myself?" Oddly, it sounded more like a question than a defensive response.

"Trust me. You'll need one. Here is your schedule. We're on the 4 by 4. These last four classes are yours for next semester. Each class lasts an hour and a half and report cards come out every four weeks. Here's your map, in case you forget and the cafeteria is right across the hall. I'll get Tyler to give you the tour."

Tyler was a very sweet guy. Rather shy, to be honest. He not only showed me to my classes, he showed me where I could find everything. He helped me skip 1st period. I was so grateful to miss Calculus. I'm HORRIBLE at math. He told me he's in drama, on the forensics team, the debate team, and FBLA. I know who my tutor is!

Once the dissmisal bell rang, I said goodbye to Tyler and went off to 2nd period English. Once I got there, after recievinig many odd looks from the male population, I hid in the very last seat and wondered why so many guys were looking at plain old me. Brown, wavy, mid back length hair, brown eyes, scrawny, and only about 5 foot 4. Mid way through my thought process a tiny black blur flashed in front of my face. I looked into the seat in front of me and I swear I saw a pixie. She was about 5'1", short black hair, and her clothes looked like she robbed a celebrity. Her porcelin skin was set of by her peircing green eyes.

"Hi! I'm Mary Alice Brandon. Call me Mary and I'll kill your family. You must be Isabella." She spoke so quickly, I wouldn't have understood what she was saying if she wasn't feircly shaking my hand. "No. Well, yeah. I'm Isabella but, call me Bella." Why am I scared of such a mini pep ball?

"Okay, Bella. I have a few questions for you. Where'd you move here from? Are you running away from something? Do you have a boyfriend back home and if so, tell me all about him. What do you do for fun? And WHY does your left ring finger have a ring on it?" Again with the fast talking. Inhale so I can understand you. Even with her forwardness and in your face attitude, I liked her.

I tried to answer as fast as she asked without passing out from lack of oxygen. "Okay. I moved from Forks, Washington and no I'm not running form anything. I don't have a boyfriend back home therefore, no one to tell you about. I'm a nerd. I read for fun, mostly and the ring on my left hand is a promise ring to my Dad."

Her face changed quickly from curiosity to approval. "Alrighty-then. We're gonna be great friends." As soon as she said that, and old, bald, fat man walked in and began doing the typical first day routine; syllabi, introductions, assignments, and dissmisal. Wow, these classes are long.

Thrid hour went by in a breeze. I had US History with a guy I came to know as Jasper Hale. I found out his twin sister is Rosalie form the office, his girlfriend is Alice, he's on the football and basketball teams. He loves the civil war and is stuck with me on all the paired projects. I didn't mind, though. He's a sweet guy and not too bad to look at. Curly blonde hair just long enough to hang in his eyes, sky blue eyes that must be a trait to their family, he's tall at about 6'3", and is quite muscular in that lean, gotta rub your hands on them kinda way. He was even nice enough to walk with me to lunch and invited me to sit with him and his friends.

After grabbing our lunches and talking about random events in our pasts we started walking towards his table. I was so scared I was going to trip, my knees were shaking; Not exactly helping my cause. Finally, after walking in front of the whole school paranoid and feeling ridculously small and plain next to Jasper, we sat down. I found Alice already there. She got so exicted Jasper and I were there, she jumped him and almost made him drop his lunch. Rosalie was there too but she was all over this guy that looked like a house. I came to learn his name was Emmett. That's about all he got out before Rosalie rushed him off to somewhere private.

After about five minutes of eating and usless chatter about classes, he walked in. I swear my whole world stopped. He was a god! Tall, lean, bronze tossled hair that made him look like he just rolled out of bed, and peircing green eyes that looked all too familiar. It seemed he knew the whole cafeteria. Everyone stopped to talk to him. I started my fantasizing right away. I wondered what he would look like naked and glazed in sweat. I was brought out of my daze by Alice screaming at the Adonis himself.

"EDWARD!! Get your ass over here. I have someone I want you to meet." As soon as he started walking over, I looked around our table to notice it was only the three of us there. SHIT! I was the person she wanted him to meet? No, no, no, no, no. I have to get out of here. Nothing gets by Alice, she noticed me freaking out and stared at me making me sit down, skin crawling. Suddenly, my feet seemed really interesting to me.

"Edward, this is Bella. Bella, this is my brother." It all made so much sense now. I didn't want to seem rude so I looked up to greet him only to find a lustful look in his eye and a crooked smile that made me melt.

"I'm Edward Masen. Nice to meet you, Bella." He said while he took the seat next to me. Soon after introductions, my curiosity in the differences of their last names, a lot of studdering on my part and that growing darkening in his eyes, the bell ran off for us to leave to 4th hour. After kissing Alice, Jasper left in the opposite direction the three of us were going.

"So Bella, what do you have 4th?" Ah, Alice and her thousands of questions.

"Biology II with Mr. Banner."

"Me too. Hey, I'll walk you." Wait, wait, wait. Did Edward Mason just offer to walk me to class? One we have together, no less? God loves me.

"Okay, you do that but first, I have to talk to Bella really quick." Uh-oh. Am I in trouble already? It sure looks like that. Alice looks MEAN! "Here's the deal-io Bells. My brother, is a man whore. He tries his hardest to get in as many girls pants as he can which isn't that hard considering his captain of the football team status. Don't fall for it. I'm not losing another friend because of his needs. Promise me?"

"I promise, Alice. I have to get to class. I'll see you tomorrow?"

"No. You'll see me later today. I'll meet you outside. I know which car is yours."

Scary little Pixie.

I have a strong feeling that I'm going to love it here. The only thing I believe will hold me back is the guy currently leading me to Biology.

Wow. You made it through chapter one without killing yourself. Congratulations. For that you will win $4,000 Sarah dollars. (They don't mean shit.)