NARUTO COMMERCIAL TRYOUTS :
CHAPTER : 1 :
"Why They Never Should Put Deidre
And Tobi Together For A Commercial''
The entire Naruto cast are trying out for commercials. Naruto sighed and looked at the director.
"Do we have to do this ? ,'' Naruto whined.
"Yes ,'' Anko said.
"Explain to me why I have to go out in my boxers for my commercial ? ,'' he asked.
"Who said you had to do that ? ,'' Anko inquired.
"The director ,'' Naruto replied.
Anko got an angry look on her face.
"She DID , did she ? ,'' she asked angrily.
Anko stormed up to the director.
"HEY , JACKASS ! ,'' Anko shouted.
The director looked up at her.
"Yes ? ,'' the director asked.
"Why are you having my Naruto go out in his boxers ? ,'' Anko asked.
"Because I'm a sadistic bitch ,'' she replied.
"Fair enough ,'' Anko said.
"Okay ,'' the director said , "ON WITH THE FIRST COMMERCIAL ! TOBI AND DEIDRE YOU'RE UP !''
( ON STAGE )
Deidre looked at Tobi and then at the camera. He smiled and then looked at the script hanging in front of him from behind the camera.
"Greetings ,'' Deidre said , "My name is Deidre and my partner Tobi and I like to use MAJORTY condoms when we . . .Tobi , what are you doing ?''
"These condoms are rather small , aren't they ? ,'' Tobi replied.
"Yes , I suppose they are ,'' he said , "Any who , when me and my partner Tobi use these condoms we get quite the gratifying experience. Don't we , Tobi ?''
"Actually , I don't think your tiny penis would fit in this thing ,'' Tobi said.
Deidre sweat dropped.
"Tobi , you're supposed to be reading the script ,'' Deidre said.
"I know , but your penis is just to small for this ,'' he stated , "Do they have a smaller size ?''
"Tobi , stop talking about my size and fallow what's on the script , you dip shit ,'' Deidre stated.
"But the script lies ,'' Tobi replied , "Master Pain always tells Tobi to tell the truth.''
"Well guess what ? ,'' he asked , "Pain isn't here. Now read the damned script.''
Tobi shook his head.
"Tobi don't wanna ,'' Tobi said.
"If you do then . . . ,'' Deidre started.
He walked up to Tobi and whispered in his ear. The masked man brightened up and then smiled.
"My partner and I like to use Majority Condoms when we have sex ,'' Deidre said.
"Yes ,'' Tobi stated taking a condom out of the box , "Let's do it right now.''
"WHAT ?! ,'' he shouted , "WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY ?! WE CAN'T DO THAT HERE ! PEOPLE ARE WATCHING THIS CRAP !''
"Tobi not mind ,'' Tobi said.
"Well , DEIDRE dose mind ,'' Deidre stated , "There is no way I'm going to have sex with you on television.''
"I'm wearing my Dinosaur boxers ,'' he said.
"YOU . . . .You are ? ,'' Deidre asked , "Well why didn't you say so ? Come here , stud muffin.''
Tobi jumped in to Deidre's arms and they proceeded to have sex. The director and everyone else had to leave the room for obvious reasons.
"Deidre ? ,'' Tobi asked.
"Yes ? ,'' he asked.
"I forgot to use the condom ,'' Tobi said.
Deidre laughed.
End Of Chapter : 1.