Warning: This South Park Fan fiction story has very foul language, implied sexual situations, terms, and a great mass mockery that the show is widely known for over the years. That I don't own or created South Park by Trey Parker, Matt Stone and Comedy Central because I write my own stories between season breaks .It is intended for mature reading if you find it too vulgar to read that you have the choice to do not read it at all or do not a give a crap at all which I hope that you will be enjoy it and laugh your ass off.

Ghost Stories

Chapter 1: Welcome to the SP's Horror Story Society

One dark and starry night had settled over the small semi- normal mountain town of South Park, Colorado that the boys were chilling around the campfire after spent a day in the local pumpkin patch and a corn maze that they are being boys in their young age by fooling around with each other's by pulling pranks. That Dovahkiin was sitting there next to Butters and Kenny were sharing a box of caramel apples from the pumpkin patch earlier today.

"Dude, we should do something else that I'm fucking bored." Dovahkiin asks that it looks that he was starting to dose off in slumberland at that moment.

"Well, fellas that we should gather around the campfire that we can tell ghost stories while we are here?" Butters replied which he looks excited toward them.

"Oh, come on, Cartman that you had created the most fucked up Christmas story ever." Stan added while he was sitting on the wooden log seat, which Kyle just sat there glaring at him.

"Sorry, you guys that I'm need food to get my mind going?" Cartman said while he was sitting there and shoveling a pile of cheesy poofs into his mouth that Dovahkiin had handled some food over to Kenny to eat.

"It is pure bullshit, fat ass that you're being fucking greedy again." Kyle angrily protested about Cartman's not sharing food with them, which Cartman stood there looking pissed, but around his mouth were completely covered in chocolate and cheesy poofs' dust.

"Oh, fuck you, Kahl and you guys." Cartman snapped as both he and Kyle was glaring down at each other's that is when Stan had struck between to keep from going after each other's throats. However, something from the driveway had alerted them all that they had overheard Pete mumbling in the background.

"Well, we have the Goth Kids here which they're truly the masters of horror?" Kenny mumbles loudly to try to defuse the situation from getting much worse.

"Uh, you guys that I think that someone is watching us in the driveway right now." Stan said that he looks very nervously when he looks at his friends, which the raging campfire had lit the area partially that Dovahkiin had grabbed a heavy stick to use as a weapon.

"Dude, do you hear something from the driveway?" Dovahkiin questioned as he looks at the others, which they have a scared look had formed on their young faces when they had heard the noise that was creeping toward them.

"Shut up, you guys that I don't want you to piss my aunt off at all that she is a super bitch when she is doing her important paperwork that I don't want to get my ass handled by her at all!" Pete said while he was sitting there and flipping his long dyed bangs out of his face that he looks super pissed off at them for a quick second, when all sudden a beam of bright white light had blinded them for a moment.

"Aww… My fucking eyes, it hurts!" Kyle cried when he had covered his eyes from the light that it was moving toward them.

"What is going on here, boys?" A very familiar Long Island accented voice had snapped them of their fear that BarBrady had stepped out of the darkness, which he had turned his flashlight off when he had seen them standing there.

"Officer BarBrady?" The boys replied while they were trying to focus their eyes after were being blinded from that bright beam of light that came from the police issued high-powered flashlight.

"What the helk are you boys doing out here this late which it is past curfew for you all right now?" BarBrady questioned as he looks down at them while he was straightening his police issued sunglasses on his face.

"Pete had asked us to come over for telling ghost stories and roast some marshmallows, BarBrady?" Stan explains, while BarBrady was standing there with a puzzled look had formed on his middle-aged face that the boys were sitting there roasting their marshmallows on the campfire.

"Well, good night boys that I'm going to bed, and stays out of trouble too?" BarBrady replied while he was yawning as he was walking toward the house that is when Mayor McDaniels had stepped out from the patio door on the back porch, which she was taking a cigarette break and having a glass of wine from working on her paperwork at that moment.

"Really, George that I think you're bat crazy by telling those brats to behave that both of us know this that it don't happen?" McDaniels said while she was enjoying her cigarette break and looks at him very funny as he had stepped on the porch where she was sitting at.

"Hey, Aunt Mary, do you know any good ghost stories when you were kids?" Pete asks while both BarBrady and McDaniels just looking at each other's very funny at that moment before answering that she was thinking about any stories to shut these little brats up or scared them shitless.

"Well, Pete….There is a very old town's urban legend about the lady in gray had gone back over 100 years?" McDaniels answered while she was trying to remember her grandfather had told about the tale when she was young and walks toward the fire pit as she was starting to tell the tale. "A long time ago…When South Park is starting to get into swing of things by joining the state's gold and other natural minerals rush that was happening at that time. Which it was 18 77 where a young woman named Louise Parker had arrived in our town to join her husband, Harold Parker the founding father of South Park who had achieved his greatest dream ever to have his own town in hope to strike rich during the miners fever to find gold. Which it gives him the idea to build a community to house the incoming miners during their quest?

"This is not fucking scary at all, mayor!" Cartman whines that he was not impressed with the story at all which the mayor sat there looking very pissed.

"God, you're a fucking asshole, Cartman!" Kyle ranted aloud while the kids and the two grownups were sitting so quietly.

"Listen you brat that I'm getting to the scary part!" McDaniels snapped back out of anger, as she gives him a clear dark glare at him. "Now where I was at, before I was being interrupted? Oh, yes…One day out by a large pond that one day that we all will call Stark's Pond that Mrs. Parker had a boat ride out in the middle of the pond. Where Mrs. Parker had met a tragic accident by falling into the waters below after her boat had overturned ever since her death that her spirit still haunt the area to this day."

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A few minutes after she had finished her story that the kids had settled for the rest of the night inside their poorly makeshift tents while the mayor and BarBrady had went back inside the house to have some alone time with each others. Alternatively, heads to bed themselves that unaware to them all that the local legend holds truth in it. Out across the fog blanketed land that a transparent female figure who was dressed in a late Victorian era gown that was dark gray had formed on the pond's surface, which her long jet-black hair was completely soaked, and skin tone was an icy blue tint that she was floating across the ground like flying snow in the blowing wind.

"Hey, Stan, do you think that story that the mayor had told is really true at all?" Kyle asks as Stan lays down while Cartman was out cold.

"Dude, it is just a scary story that the mayor had made up to tried to scared the shit out of us." Stan answered, as he looks at his best friend very strangely, which he just wants to go to bed after having a long afternoon of football practice, all sudden Cartman had let a big long and loud smelling fart out which he had grinned in his sleep. "Whoa, dude that the smell is burning my eyes right now!"

"Goddamnit, Cartman, what the fuck did you eat?" Kyle said while he was sitting there fanning his hand in his face to get the smell out of his face.

"Dude, it smells like Taco Bell?" Stan replied which he looks very sick in the face at that moment. While during the same time, outside of the tents that Dovahkiin, Butters and Kenny were laying out on the ground by the raging fire looking up to the dark skies above."Hey, I smell Taco Bell right now, fellas." Butters said after stiffing the air which it was Cartman's farts.

"No, it is Mount Fat ass had come alive again to spread his ass fumes around the world." Kenny added along with laughter that he knows this dreadful smell too well.

"Ha-Ha….Mount Fat ass that is pure comical genius." Dovahkiin said, while he was laughing very hard that is when they had felt a very eerie presence sitting behind them that is when they had turned to look over their shoulders to see what is it that same transparent woman who had appeared over Stark Pond earlier in the night at that moment.

"Oh, Hamburgers….It is a ghost, fellas?" Butters screams, that he looks very scary which he had clutched his hands on Dovahkiin's coat at that second in hopes for some protection.

"No, shit, Butters…It is a fucking ghost." Kenny mumbles aloud out in anger and annoyance when all sudden the spirit had faded away in front of them that their loud screams had awakened the other boys up at that very second

"Dude, what the hell was that?" Stan asked, as he, Cartman and Kyle had popped their heads out of their tents looking around to see what is going on. Meanwhile inside the house, up in the TV lit master bedroom that both McDaniels and BarBrady were in bed already watching TV before turning in for the night. Pete had busted through the room's door at that moment which both McDaniels and BarBrady were sitting on the bed looking dumbfounded at him.

"Aunt Mary and Uncle George that you need to know that we had seen a ghost in the background after we were starting to dose off." Pete trying to explains to them that he looks very excited to what he had just sat a few minutes ago.

"Peter, it is 10 o' clock at the night that I've to get up early for many meetings that I'd lined up in the morning, so, it can wait." McDaniels replied that she had an enough with shenanigans for one day, which she wants to relax that she was wearing her mudpack mask and an orange-colored silk long sleeved PJs having her arms crossed that Pete had strutted away angry which the mayor just sighed heavy and puts her head on BarBrady's chest for some comfort. "For God's sake…..I'm only wants a normal Halloween around here once?"

"Mary, it's probably nothing which they had scared themselves from telling their ghost stories each others." BarBrady added as she lies down on her pillow at that moment.

"To Be Continued"

Author's Notes: Originally, I was not going to do a Halloween story this year, due to The Quest for the Stick counts as a horror story. However, I am treating you all to a special TSPC Halloween's four chapters filled story in nod to the Are you afraid of the Dark, Goosebumps, The Twilight Zone, The Tales from Darkside, The Outer Limits and The Tales from The Crypt like story. Oh, yeah the second chapter is being on worked right now as I wrote this note.